King of the Hill — S02E01 — How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

00:00:31 HOWDY, PARTNERS.

00:01:37 BOBBY, WAY TO KILL DUCKS!

00:02:18 BUT I NEVER GET TO BOND WITH BOBBY,

00:03:09 OOH, I LOVE THIS RIFLE.

00:04:05 THE SAFETY IS UNDERNEATH BY THE FIRING PIN.

00:04:51 I FORGET THE LAST TIME I SHOT A .22

00:06:03 THIS GUN'S VERY NICE.

00:06:43 AND IF YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED AFTER THEY'VE TAKEN ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT,

00:07:34 HEY, LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, EVERYBODY!

00:08:25 IT REQUIRES FINESSE.

00:09:26 I WORKED WITH THE COWBOYS.

00:10:03 WELL, WHAT ABOUT PRACTICING FOR THE TOURNAMENT AFTER SCHOOL?

00:10:43 THAT'S RIGHT. THEY KILL PEOPLE.

00:11:36 HOW ARE YOU GONNA WIN THAT SHOOTIN' CONTEST WITHOUT A RIFLE?

00:12:28 GUNS ARE KEEPIN' THIS FAMILY TOGETHER. AND BOBBY'S REALLY GOOD.

00:13:18 BUT YOU WOULD NOT HAVE ANY OF THE MEMORIES.

00:14:16 I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT GOBBLEDYGOOK ABOUT A SUBCONSCIOUS,

00:15:07 NOW, IT'S IMPORTANT FOR YOU TO STAY RELAXED.

00:16:04 THE FORMAT FOR TODAY IS THE SAME AS LAST YEAR.

00:16:45 THIS HERE'S THE TANDEM SHOOT. TAKE YOUR FIRST SHOT.

00:17:59 2-POINT DEDUCTION.

00:19:04 THAT'S 'CAUSE WE ARE THE BEST, DAD.

00:20:26 AH!

00:22:10 I WANT MY BINKY BACK.