King of the Hill — S01E12 — Plastic White Female

00:00:03 SENSORS DETECT A SHIP

00:01:14 AT THE CASA LINDA SALON IN LAS CRUCES.

00:01:54 IS ON A TRAIN HEADING EAST

00:02:41 I CAN'T SEE ANY HIGHLIGHTS.

00:03:22 OH, SURE THEY DO.

00:04:13 YEP.

00:05:00 EVERYBODY DRESSES UP. AND YOU GET TO TOUCH DANCE.

00:05:54 HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING.

00:07:02 I DON'T LIKE GIRLS.

00:07:42 DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE A HOT FUDGE SUNDAE?

00:08:50 IT'S ABOUT JESUS.

00:10:11 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN WAITING?

00:10:55 NOBODY CARES, BILL.

00:11:41 NO.

00:12:59 FROM KISSING.

00:14:14 WELL, IT DID NOT NEED SAYING.

00:14:50 OUR BOY IS NOT A FREAK. HE'S JUST CONFUSED.

00:15:50 YOU'RE JUST USING THIS HEAD AS A CRUTCH.

00:16:49 NO, DAD! NO!

00:17:36 WHAT A BITCH.

00:18:23 OH!

00:19:23 JUST SPREAD YOUR WINGS AND FLY AWAY, LITTLE BIRD.

00:20:29 I THINK SO. DO I HAVE ANY HICKIES?

00:21:27 SUGAR, WHAT?