King of the Hill - S01E08 - Shins of the Father

00:00:12 HEY, MY DAD'S INVITATION TO THE PARTY GOT RETURNED.

00:01:00 OK.

00:02:20 WHOA! PEGGY HILL!

00:03:09 HOW MANY TIMES I TELL YOU, STUPID?

00:04:07 LOOK-IT HERE, HANK.

00:05:05 IT'S A GENUINE WINCHESTER 20-GAUGE SHOTGUN!

00:05:56 IT MUST BE MADE OF KRYPTONITE OR SOMETHING.

00:06:53 HANK, BOBBY AND ME HAVE DECIDED

00:07:42 YOU'RE GONNA NEED A NEW ONE.

00:08:32 SO THAT MEANS YOU'RE OUTVOTED.

00:09:32 YOU KNOW, COTTON, I'D LOVE TO DEBATE THIS WITH YOU,

00:10:27 YEAH, WELL, YOU AIN'T WITH YOUR DADDY TODAY.

00:11:26 WHEN I WAS A BABY, HE HAD MY MAMA MAKE ME A CHAMOIS JUMPSUIT

00:12:23 DAMN IT! I KILLED A WHOLE DAY FIXING THAT CAR.

00:13:12 WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS?

00:14:05 WELL, I GUESS YOU CAN GO HOME NOW, DAD.

00:14:54 I'LL TELL YOU WHERE HE GOT THE IDEA.

00:15:46 OS?

00:16:43 I HAD TO GIVE 'EM FATTY.

00:17:45 LET'S GO, I GOTTA SEE A MAN ABOUT A HORSE.

00:18:43 BOBBY, I'M PROUD OF YOU

00:19:32 MAYBE YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THAT, BUT I CAN.

00:20:33 BOBBY, YOU GOTTA TRY AND FORGET ALL THAT GOBBLEDYGOOK

00:21:22 NOW, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET AN ICE CREAM?