King of the Hill — S01E07 — Westie Side Story

00:00:07 HEY, LOOK AT THAT.

00:01:45 WELL, A NEIGHBOR IS A NEIGHBOR.

00:02:33 LAOS. WE LAOTIAN.

00:03:25 "HOWDY, YOU ALL."

00:04:16 WHY? YOU JUST SHAMPOO CARPET?

00:05:04 FOR MY FAMOUS APPLE BROWN BETTY.

00:06:01 AW, COME ON, PEG,

00:06:56 HER MAMA TRACKED DOWN JAMES EARL RAY.

00:08:02 OH, I GET IT. JUST BECAUSE I'M FROM TEXAS,

00:09:02 ESPECIALLY AFTER HE'S STOLEN EVERY LAST DROP

00:09:58 AND IF YOU NEED ANY HELP WITH THE BARBECUE,

00:10:53 HERE YOU GO.

00:11:38 IF I WERE, I'D JUST DISLOCATE MY SHOULDERS AND SLIP OUT OF THE KNOT.

00:12:45 WHERE'D YOU GET MY GRANNY'S RECIPE?

00:13:34 SHUT MOUTH AND OPEN MOUTH!

00:14:26 FIRST THE AUTOMOBILE, THEN THE COLOR T.V., AND NOW THE HAMBURGER.

00:15:21 KAHN DID NOT SERVE US DOG.

00:16:08 MMPH.

00:17:05 MY CHRYSANTHEMUMS! WHAT YOU DOING?

00:18:08 WHY? WHY WOULD THEY SHOOT PEOPLE? HUMAN MEAT'S TOUGH, FLAVORLESS.

00:19:23 LARGELY AS A RESULT OF OVERCROWDING AND FAMINE.

00:20:11 KAHN JR., YOU FALL IN WITH A BAD CROWD.

00:20:58 GUESS WE'RE NOT SO DIFFERENT AFTER ALL.

00:22:07 YOU REDNECKS WILL EAT ANYTHING!