King of the Hill — S01E05 — Luanne's Saga

00:00:16 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TEE OFF TOGETHER, HANK?

00:02:08 IT'S FUNNY. IT'S A COMEDY ROUTINE.

00:02:53 SOME GREEN-HAIRED FREAK

00:03:43 I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP. YOU COMING?

00:04:36 ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE AT THE BEAUTY ACADEMY, LUANNE?

00:05:24 THEY'RE STILL WORKING THE CHINGS OUT.

00:06:09 MY FACE FEELS WEIRD.

00:06:59 BOBBY!

00:07:50 DEAL ME OUT THIS HAND, JASON.

00:08:52 HE LOVES GOLFING AND PLAYING GUITAR.

00:10:01 MISS KREZMER!

00:10:42 BEFORE THEY'D SELL A GUITAR LIKE THIS.

00:11:28 SANTA CLAUS IS FOR BABIES!

00:12:38 A DANG OLD NUN, MAN. I TELL YOU WHAT, MAN.

00:13:33 WILLIE NELSON! OH, MY LORD, ARE YOU OK?

00:14:24 BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE, UH, YOU'RE MY HERO.

00:15:06 I'M TIRED OF BEING A LACK OF FOCUS.

00:16:20 BUT I GOT YOUR SON HERE.

00:17:13 AROUND THE TREE TRUNK AND INTO THE HOUSE."

00:18:01 I TELL YOU WHAT,

00:18:46 MEXICO. I WONDER WHAT A WIFE GOES FOR DOWN THERE, HUH?

00:19:48 WELL, NOW, HOLD ON THERE, HANK. YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

00:21:01 OH, HANK.

00:22:00 DO IT AGAIN.