King of the Hill — S01E02 — Square Peg

00:00:37 HMM.

00:01:27 RINGWORM TEST?

00:02:09 I AGREE.

00:03:08 THAT YOU AND I SHOULD HAVE A LITTLE TALK ON THE SUBJECT.

00:04:01 FROM SOME BUREAUCRAT REGULATORY HANDBOOK.

00:04:49 OH, GEE, YOU DIDN'T SEND HER IN TO DO A MAN'S JOB, DID YOU?

00:05:44 WELL, HE SURE CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

00:06:36 THAT WAS BOBBY'S PRINCIPAL.

00:07:28 "THE 14 STAGES OF AROUSAL."

00:08:15 AND YOU START GETTING A MONTHLY VISITOR.

00:09:05 YOU WANT MY CHANDLER OR MY ROSS?

00:09:45 THAT WOMAN IS MY WIFE.

00:10:34 THAT... THAT PEGGY'S A BARGIRL OR NOTHING LIKE THAT.

00:11:21 SHE GAVE ME THAT WONDERFUL BOOK, THE LOVELINESS OF WOMAN.

00:12:16 YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM, BUT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.

00:13:01 IT'LL MOISTURIZE AND EXFOLIATE.

00:13:51 OH, NO. THOSE POOR LITTLE KIDS

00:15:07 HA...

00:15:49 WITHOUT PERMISSION OF BOTH HIS PARENTS.

00:17:06 WHAT DO YOU THINK MOM'S SAYING TO 'EM?

00:18:12 I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED.

00:19:20 OK, TODAY'S SUBJECT...

00:20:22 HELLO? BOBBY?

00:21:27 OH, AND HANK, WE CHANGED THAT TEE-OFF TIME TO 3:00. SEE YA.