Kickassia

00:00:17 (Narrator) There is a nation called Molossia

00:06:58 I thought you were asking what time it was.

00:09:08 Yes.

00:11:45 I'm not! I'm not! I'm not a Nazi!

00:16:20 Yeah, but that takes hard work. Hard work that we do not have!

00:20:16 Give in, Spoony. Give in for me. And the team. And for me!

00:27:33 Huh?

00:32:04 Do you really think other nations will trade goods and valuables just for video games?

00:35:11 (Sage) According to our studies, smoking does well to strengthen the body and prevent cancer

00:38:16 You. You have had foreign policy experience with Nevada?

00:41:07 Say, Critic, do you get a lot of pussy with that outfit?

00:44:12 Pfft. Like what? Watching more Hogan's Heroes?

00:47:16 Awww, thank you so much hun.

00:50:19 There's even a rumor going around that you bought twenty tons of dynamite for yourself.

00:53:15 Right!

00:55:54 Ok, I'm gonna catch a cab. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the hotel down the street.

01:00:44 No, damn it! I mean... I was before but...

01:06:43 One with the Evolution of Man, except with ME at the end of the line.

01:09:38 NO!

01:12:44 I believe in Santa Christ

01:15:43 I thought you needed dice for this.

01:19:22 (singing) Three little maids from school are we! Pert as a school-girl well can be!

01:22:55 All in favor?

01:26:06 Why didn't you just do it right away?