Kick-Ass

00:00:24 Guardian of the Universe. Protector against the forces of evil

00:04:21 I was just kidding.

00:07:09 Fuck off.

00:10:11 Mixed

00:15:29 what the fuck are you looking at?

00:20:12 See what's really going on.

00:23:26 Yeah, It's gonna have a meltdown!

00:26:07 Not if she thinks he's gay, Todd

00:30:50 I'm Kick Ass

00:33:56 ....like....you.

00:39:02 So you wanna play

00:43:48 quitting. This is... fucking insane.

00:48:20 Marcus became the child's guardian

00:52:18 Listen Katie

00:54:59 I'm telling you, though the longer you wait, the worse it's gonna get.

00:58:28 Rear view cameras , no big deal.

01:03:46 It's not Red Mist you gotta worry about, it's Kickass!

01:08:20 No, no, it's me

01:11:55 And the truth was

01:17:06 Hit Girl , manners..honey.

01:20:24 Now Big Daddy and Kick-Ass

01:26:24 She looks like she's about 11 years old, but...

01:31:55 Yo listen up, you've got 5 minutes and I want you back on your post

01:42:13 I wish my son was just like you.