Kick-Ass 2

00:00:45 A handgun bullet travels at more than 700 miles per hour.

00:03:39 Please, Mindy.

00:07:00 - Don't touch that. - I'm sorry, what is it?

00:10:36 - Take your next right, comes out on Flatbush. - Are you sure I should be doing this without my gear?

00:15:38 and I want you to promise me that this is never gonna happen again.

00:18:48 - It can levitate any object up to a ton. - For real?

00:22:05 Fuck, I don't care how much it costs. I just wanna be able to kill Kick-Ass with my bare hands.

00:26:06 - Can I wear this to Logan's? - Yay! It's gonna be so much fun.

00:29:14 - I haven't had white sugar since my first birthday. - Do we need an intervention?

00:32:59 No escape.

00:36:41 - I made a promise to Marcus. - So break it. You're a superhero, remember?

00:39:46 - And three quarters. - What the fuck do you want?

00:43:40 "There's a dog on my balls!"

00:46:35 Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it.

00:50:40 It's just...

00:53:53 He called it the "sick stick".

00:58:16 Them boys designed a very tasty logo.

01:02:25 I don't know, man, but he has got some elephant-sized balls.

01:06:31 The police didn't mind our real-life superhero stuff

01:10:21 - Do people still say that? "Own"? - Yeah, of course.

01:13:50 But you started this.

01:18:54 You're right. Daddy did take my childhood away.

01:24:30 That's enough from you boys.

01:30:45 I'm leaving New York, Dave.