Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain

00:01:40 This is Harry GoodSpeed and the Plastic Cup Boyz

00:03:53 Okay/ Old LAB-ass nigga. Local-ass bitch.

00:06:33 Oh, shit. Move, bitch!

00:10:32 You about to shit, ain't you?/ No, no. Ain't no shitting on the bus.

00:14:03 The guy is good all the time.

00:18:48 you went through a fucked-up period of life.

00:21:39 "I'm out of the country.

00:24:13 "I ain't trying to get raped.

00:27:11 And I didn't just lie on myself, I put my best friend in my lie.

00:30:18 Let me tell you the dumbest thing that Harry has ever done.

00:33:32 That's why she sits in the house all day

00:36:40 "But it wasn't any old kind of gas, it was regular gas.

00:39:43 "it's because you use that cheap-ass glitter lotion on your ass.

00:42:19 "I just caught you in the trunk of my car.

00:45:02 "We've never done it. Let's do it for the first time together.

00:47:40 Now, here's the scary thing about dating for me.

00:50:37 you're gonna be known as the dude who grabbed the dude's dick that day in a fight.

00:53:29 We were at a club, right? This guy pulls out a gun, shoots it in the air.

00:56:24 A bum's hands are the scariest shit ever.

00:59:48 Let me explain how it's made me a better father, okay?

01:02:28 Said, "What the fuck is going on here?"

01:05:14 I have nothing to hold on to

01:08:07 I'm gonna end on a fucking

01:12:24 You out, man/ That's it for you.