Kermit's Swamp Years

00:00:45 [ Cawing ]

00:03:33 YEAH? WELCOME HOME.

00:05:09 EXCUSE ME, GOGGLES? GOGGLES! [ Yelling ] HUH?

00:06:39 I DON'T KNOW. HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED IF THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE--

00:08:01 YOU KNOW, MARY, SOMETIMES I THINK THIS IS WHERE I TRULY BELONG.

00:09:27 I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE BEFORE. AM I BREAKING OUT?

00:10:40 KERM, WHERE WE GOING?

00:12:00 - [ Chuckling ] - [ Screaming Continues ]

00:13:34 THAT WE SHOULD NEVER LEAVE THE SWAMP AND NEVER, EVER TALK TO HUMANS.

00:15:40 UH-HUH. YOU CALLED MY NAME.

00:17:15 EASY. DID YOU JUST MOON ME, WART FACE?

00:18:53 NICE AND COZY.

00:20:27 YEAH, BUT WE'RE HERE NOW, SO WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO?

00:22:00 BETTER? OH, MUCH BETTER. THANK YOU.

00:23:27 -SO? - SO

00:25:05 HEY, STOP TOUCHING ME, OR I'LL SWAT YOU LIKE A SICK MOSQUITO.

00:26:30 - I TOLD YOU TO STAND STILL WHEN I GOES TO SMOOSH YOU. - [ Chanting ]

00:28:07 IN ALL MY YEARS OF SCIENCE, I'VE NEVER HAD TO PAY FOR IT. I MEAN, A FROG, THAT IS.

00:29:41 MY NAME IS KERMIT. I LOST MY HOP, I THINK.

00:31:00 YOU KNOW, PILGRIM, FROGS DON'T USUALLY OWN DOGS, BUT IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME ALONG--

00:32:22 EVER SINCE I SAW THE WIZARD OF OZAS A KID, I WANTED TO BE A SCIENTIST.

00:33:46 OH! OH! OH, THAT ITCHES.

00:35:19 WHILE I HAVE THE STRENGTH OF ONE SMALL PARAMECIUM WITH A GROIN PULL.

00:36:52 ## NO MORE HUNGER ##