Keith Lemon: The Film

00:00:21 (LIGHT R&B MUSIC PLAYING)

00:03:40 And, anyway, Rosie, who else can make a mashed potato sandwich like you'?

00:08:00 Thanks.

00:11:53 I have taken the buttons from a mobile phone device

00:15:22 Nice, exhilarating.

00:18:42 No, it's a pregnancy test.

00:21:27 Listen, guys, we can do this the easy way

00:24:19 KUSHVINDER: Fearlessly exit the pissy subway.

00:27:44 Evil Steve. Who the hell calls them-self Evil Steve?

00:31:03 and you'll make enough money to pay Terrible Tony.

00:34:06 (MAKES TRILLING SOUNDS) Maw! Maw! Maw!

00:37:38 It's called the Lemon Phone. The Keith Lemon phone.

00:41:05 ♪ I got legs on my chairs and a head full of hair

00:44:34 We'll miss I'm a Celebrity.

00:48:04 (RATTLING)

00:51:53 So he sews up his arm like that

00:55:58 - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) - Hold on. Wait for me. Wait for me.

00:59:54 Listen, we need to take you back home to Leeds.

01:04:00 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

01:07:09 Let the bell meet the end.

01:11:02 Are you having a eptileptic fit?

01:15:23 And I love myself a lot.

01:18:42 And the cavalier attitude, I was sound as a sound.

01:21:30 ♪ Plain and simple ♪ I like it when they move their body