Keith Lemon: The Film
2012 · 86 MIN · IMDB 2.6 · 4,392 VOTES · DIR. Paul Angunawela
Overview
With dreams of becoming a successful entrepreneur just like his beloved Richard Branson, Lemon bids farewell to his hometown of Leeds and heads for the capital. When he becomes an overnight billionaire, it seems everything is going his way, but it's not long before he discovers that life can be just as cruel as it is kind.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,647 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:21 (LIGHT R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
00:03:36 I miss ya.
00:07:51 or I could stick one in your back passage.
00:11:30 I like it!
00:14:53 - Okay. - Thanks.
00:18:05 Let's go and have a look at this fucking London Eye.
00:20:56 Billy Ocean'?
00:23:26 (GROANS)
00:26:58 It's like I've got an ingrown toenail in me chocolate starfish.
00:29:54 That's what my dad said.
00:32:53 (CHERRY PIE BY WARRANT PLAYS)
00:36:13 Bloody Tisipiti!
00:39:30 have turned you into an overnight billionaire.
00:42:46 Can I have the bangers and gash... I mean, mash, please?
00:46:20 Can you confirm that for me, please?
00:50:15 - Hello, my name is Douglas... - We're all going to fucking London!
00:53:04 Lemon Towers.
00:57:26 Ugh!
01:01:06 (GLASS SMASHES)
01:05:09 of a horrid side effect blamed directly on the use of the Lemon Phone.
01:08:02 Which stands for "portable appliance testing," you dingbats!
01:12:23 I know what I need.
01:16:15 - Can you do me a favour'? - Anything.
01:19:18 Oh, fuck, I can't undo it. (LAUGHING)
Cast & Characters
Leigh Francis
Keith Lemon
Leigh Francis
Evil Steve
Leigh Francis
The Bear
Kelly Brook
Kelly Brook
Laura Aikman
Rosie
Kevin Bishop
Douglas Orange
Charlotte Jackson Coleman
TV News Reporter
David Pearse
Waterbot Salesman
Harish Patel
Kushvinder
Jimmy Reddington
Man on Bridge
Kim Barry
Woman on Bridge
Conleth Hill
Delivery Man
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,647
Dialogue density19.2 lines / min
First line00:00:21
Final line01:19:18
Production Record
DirectorPaul Angunawela
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes4,392