Kebab Connection
2004 · 96 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 5,251 VOTES · DIR. Anno Saul
Overview
In Hamburg, Ibrahim "Ibo" Secmez, of Turkish descent, wants to direct the first German kung-fu movie. For now, he makes commercials for his uncle's kebab restaurant. Titzie, an aspiring actress and Ibo's German girlfriend, finds she's pregnant. Ibo is uncertain about fatherhood - compounded by his father's disowning him for getting a German girl pregnant - so Titzie sends him packing. He makes attempts at getting it right, but as the birth approaches, he's still not ready. In the background are three thugs in search of good tripe soup and a Capulet-Montegue feud between the kebab joint and a Greek taverna across the street. Can Ibo be the glove upon that hand?
Dialogue Timeline — 901 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:19 - You go first, gold-digger! - No, you first
00:04:38 My nuts... - And you're the only woman that can turn me on with Doner.
00:08:46 Good
00:12:31 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Ibrahim Sechmez!
00:15:19 What's in your fortune cookie?
00:18:19 What's wrong with you?
00:20:38 Sometimes proud... sometimes angry...
00:23:26 Your dad's Krianis. - He doesn't think so.
00:26:50 Is it Ibo's? - Naturally
00:31:41 Darling, did he hurt you? - Let him drink his milk
00:35:53 Just learn how to cook!
00:39:21 Don't you get it, if I ask him he'll say no.
00:42:35 Who wants to know?
00:48:08 The producer grabs my arm, he really wants to speak with me...
00:50:32 You are scared!
00:53:54 I mean physically and emotionally... and physically!
00:57:08 ... and out.
01:00:09 May I?
01:03:30 Ahmet!
01:07:17 What is it?
01:13:03 Nadine, please, I need to speak with her. - She doesn't want to see you.
01:17:30 Salam aleykum.
01:21:21 the shine from your cheeks would embarrace the stars
10:20:30 an incredible fight breaks out...