Kebab Connection
2004 · 96 MIN · IMDB 6.6 · 5,251 VOTES · DIR. Anno Saul
Overview
In Hamburg, Ibrahim "Ibo" Secmez, of Turkish descent, wants to direct the first German kung-fu movie. For now, he makes commercials for his uncle's kebab restaurant. Titzie, an aspiring actress and Ibo's German girlfriend, finds she's pregnant. Ibo is uncertain about fatherhood - compounded by his father's disowning him for getting a German girl pregnant - so Titzie sends him packing. He makes attempts at getting it right, but as the birth approaches, he's still not ready. In the background are three thugs in search of good tripe soup and a Capulet-Montegue feud between the kebab joint and a Greek taverna across the street. Can Ibo be the glove upon that hand?
Dialogue Timeline — 901 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:19 - You go first, gold-digger! - No, you first
00:04:34 The only nuts that can create such an ad.
00:08:40 How did it go? - Are you home tonight?
00:12:04 Come... come...
00:15:08 He's gone nuts...
00:18:02 Will you take me to the Oscar ceremony?
00:20:14 Dad
00:22:53 We have to celebrate. I'll get champagne from Aldi.
00:26:09 This.. This Sabine - Yes, last month, coincidece.
00:30:28 How do you make it quiet man? - How should I know?
00:34:58 Why is she so upset with Ibo? - Your son left her, that's why.
00:38:12 Yes.
00:41:18 Excuse me...
00:46:58 Would you like something now? - Yes, the big menu please.
00:49:36 I said "Uncle, serve better food" and took off like a lightning. Believe me Titzi...
00:52:21 Now, there are three very important things, Ibo;
00:55:51 Stop!
00:58:42 Coming! Coming! Triplets coming! Triplets coming!
01:01:39 At the end of the month, tax max, insurance minsurance... Fuck...
01:05:21 Yes or yes ? - No!
01:08:26 Tell me, how do you like my place?
01:14:38 applauding you will take courage. One gets scared that...
01:18:58 I can't smoke in front of you.
01:23:52 This is my son!