Katt Williams: Live

00:00:55 (POLICE SIREN BLARING)

00:05:14 That's how you end up real, real light-skinned in court

00:08:58 This nigga got to be a salesman

00:12:39 I know y'all want to know. I'm going to tell you.

00:16:09 Fuck 20-inch rims.

00:19:28 They tell us shit that makes no sense at all.

00:22:51 You gotta be careful, though. Got to be careful.

00:26:52 was bullshit.

00:30:47 "No, nigga, your name is Bkob. It's right there, Bkob."

00:34:58 "so I can be big and strong.

00:38:12 "I'm gonna hang out five minutes. See what's going on."

00:41:11 -Shit, we got... -Twenty-eight!

00:44:22 'Cause as single people, we always act like we the shit.

00:47:50 than being at the mall dressed alike, fellas. That's all I'm saying.

00:51:07 "lt got a bell and everything. I like bells. I might as well just ring it.

00:54:02 the first rule of pimping is you don't lie.

00:57:16 "you can get the Batmans, the Robins, the Pokemons, the Digimons

01:00:59 "l ate yesterday. It was okay. You got a Tic-Tac or something?

01:04:16 that a third of the niggas in here are not going to be happy

01:07:43 Sometimes the first nut just has a mind of its own.

01:11:47 You forgot all about the dick. You just...

01:15:23 I had a few Budweisers, had to keep coming in and out.

01:18:00 Yeah. Yeah, come on. Let's find out where you belong.

01:21:34 What did you do to get this, if anything?