Just Call Me Nobody
2010 · 119 MIN · IMDB 4.1 · 375 VOTES · DIR. Kevin Chu
Overview
Poor young cobbler Wu Di lives with his mother and is crazy about martial-arts picture books. One day he repairs the shoe of wandering swordswoman Yuelou and later helps save her in a fight with wanted criminal Tian Baguang, even though he has no martial-arts training. She tells him she owes him a life and can be found on Qin Mountain if he ever needs her. Yuelou is actually a princess who was due to marry the emperor but ran away after setting fire to her palace quarters. In love, Wu Di sets out to find her, fighting river pirate Dugu and his sidekick on the way, and also meeting a hermit Buddhist monk who offers to take him on as a pupil. Yuelou plans to attend a martial arts tournament to establish her name, little knowing that the emperor's chief eunuch Cheng has arranged for her to be secretly protected by Penal Bureau officer Yang Guo and to win the tournament, so the emperor can award her the prize and persuade her to reconsider marriage.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,044 lines
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00:00:44 Every age has many legends
00:06:17 You dodge it?
00:08:42 OK good
00:12:57 Tarzan so big you where to find me ah?
00:16:01 On what is?
00:20:04 Fish need water you can not do without the ship
00:22:16 Throw in the towel ...
00:25:23 You do not move do not move
00:32:01 Since listening to ghost stories
00:37:02 I have very strong internal force it?
00:40:00 You lose, no!
00:43:37 Dispensers
00:47:28 Note that the lamp
00:50:24 Have you ever heard of a bird without feet?
00:54:26 I also never lost poison
00:56:48 Ah, thanks to your book
01:00:28 Sorry
01:04:23 At first I did not meet the
01:07:23 I'm sorry that was five years after the satellite
01:09:47 Oops! Seen never seen such a Bigfoot Bigfoot
01:13:05 Think of the parents think of sixteen generation ancestor
01:16:44 Then I have to thank you for that beat up ah
01:24:25 Sad to leave my own
01:28:45 As for the name I think you should know