Just 4 Kicks

00:02:02 Another spectacular performance by George Patrick Owens.

00:04:40 so Dad has to keep gluing it back to keep Mom off his butt.

00:07:44 -It's okay. It's just a ball. -It's not just a ball.

00:10:40 This is the last time it's ever gonna happen. I'm up for reassignment.

00:14:03 -Where we going? -You won't believe it.

00:18:16 Citizenship.

00:22:26 Get out there and play ball!

00:25:40 They ran right in front of me.

00:29:32 Why? Do you think something's wrong?

00:32:11 Spare me.

00:35:00 He's the best soccer player ever.

00:37:34 No way, he'll freak.

00:41:12 That game, you don't ever hardly even use your feet.

00:44:08 the mysterious soccer player we've been telling you about.

00:48:10 Tomorrow. Same time, same place.

00:53:52 It's been going on since the beginning of time.

00:58:04 -We're gonna win. -When bats fly out of my nose.

01:03:02 Wake up, Rudy. It's game time.

01:06:51 Look, I came here to hide. A friend told me about this place.

01:10:16 I guess they've been off with Rudy. Should be home any minute.

01:14:41 He's probably in the trash, digging for their lunch.

01:18:38 And I owe all of you a large explanation.

01:22:09 Get the net.

29:09:07 With special thanks to: "Zaphod"