Johnson Family Vacation

00:01:41 Burdayýz

00:04:36 Oh. Oh. No, no, no, no.

00:08:08 Boy, give me the phone. Phone ain't for you.

00:11:21 "Tastes so good, it'll bite you back. "

00:14:49 Nikki. Tsk. You didn't tell me Mama's been creepin' while Daddy's been sleepin'.

00:18:54 - Hey, Dad. What are you doin'? Mom. - C-Murder.

00:22:58 Oh, I guess watching me drive wore you guys out, huh?

00:28:30 Gonna get in there with you, girl.

00:32:18 What the...

00:36:02 You know what? This is important, okay?

00:39:17 You know what? I am not a little girl anymore. Those days are way over.

00:43:01 Daddy, Sir Barks-A-Lot ran away.

00:47:02 - I can't stand your ugly butt. - Capital "G." Oh!

00:51:40 Mama's meat loaf.

00:55:55 You got those rapper rims wrapped around your tires...

00:59:47 Nate, how long has that warning light been on?

01:04:09 Looks like y'all ain't gon' need these fog lights.

01:07:46 I'll take the carburetor off there, put it back on, take the concrete off there.

01:10:56 Hold on, Father! Hold up! Wait a minute!

01:14:01 Hey, you...

01:17:52 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you all.

01:23:36 Anyway, you know what?

01:26:47 - Bye, Grandma. - Bye, D.J.

01:30:10 I flushed the engine out with a toothpaste flush.