Johnny Dangerously

00:02:30 Anybody hungry?

00:05:44 i was your age and just starting out in business.

00:09:16 MOM: He sure could have used one. -You'll make something of yourself.

00:13:39 MORONlE: Get him!

00:17:07 Johnny, can i follow in your footsteps?

00:20:33 Ma, don't worry about a thing. I'll straighten everything out.

00:23:57 You remind me of me and the wife 20 years ago.

00:27:15 Tommy, have a seat you little muskrat.

00:30:59 ...with the same high standards that have made us the New York Yankees of crime.

00:36:32 -Johnny, be careful. -Don't worry, doll.

00:39:47 I thought i lost you. Johnny...

00:43:25 That's why we scout the law schools for young idealists like yourself.

00:46:21 We knock off Kelly, and the whole city would be breathing down our necks.

00:49:06 -Come on, boys. I'm buying. -Now you're talking.

00:52:31 Hold on, i'll ask Johnny. What do you wanna do about Kelly?

00:56:53 Could i borrow a cup of bullets. We're a little short.

01:00:34 -...your brother's example, Johnny Kelly? -Brothers.

01:04:00 Smoking is the worst thing you can do to your body.

01:07:29 How much for you to clean room 708 and forget you ever saw us?

01:10:26 [WOMAN SCREAMS]

01:13:38 [KlSSlNG SOUNDS]

01:16:55 Which theater?

01:20:40 -You bet, Rabbi. -Doom procelus. Lots of Vitalis.

01:24:26 [SCREAMlNG]