John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

00:00:28 Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

00:04:20 I'd love to meet him someday.

00:06:46 or encouraging me to be a classical composer.

00:09:18 Well, weekdays, not weekends.

00:12:02 He was from the Chicago Police Department.

00:14:40 Well, in that split-second, that's when he's going to stab you.

00:17:40 Like here's what he wanted to see on the news.

00:20:28 And they said... How did they phrase it? They said, "Give us some money!"

00:23:11 Also, what did I get for my money?

00:25:56 That is way better than walking across a stage at graduation, hungover,

00:28:48 in case the jokes are ever played in court.

00:31:30 filling up like a hot air balloon,

00:33:54 because you never know their story.

00:36:01 No!

00:38:25 The way I was raised, you're supposed to say,

00:41:09 What if I called you now to do that?

00:43:48 How'd you like to be indoors and out of doors all at once?

00:46:24 I didn't know he knew how to do that.

00:49:14 Or sometimes they go,

00:51:50 But just don't say that I'm a bitch and that you don't like me."

00:54:43 We have differences in our religious upbringings

00:57:21 And I was like, "Wait, what did you just say?"

01:00:07 I don't know, it was an hour.

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