Joe Somebody
2001 · 99 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 11,355 VOTES · DIR. John Pasquin
Overview
When underappreciated video specialist Joe Scheffer is brutally humiliated by office bully Mark McKinney in front of his daughter, Joe begins a quest for personal redemption. He proceeds by enduring a personal makeover and takes martial arts lessons from a B-action star. As news spreads of his rematch with Mark, Joe suddenly finds himself the center of attention, ascending the corporate ladder and growing in popularity.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,396 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:30 Hey!
00:05:54 early Alzheimer's, cardiac arrest
00:09:19 - I thought you wanted to be a writer. - You're the writer, okay?
00:13:57 So I can sneak out and be home in no time.
00:17:21 We're the "A" team. We can make this go away. I know we can.
00:21:39 Nothing.
00:26:12 - Just biology lab. I can make it up. - It's not just a biology lab.
00:29:37 This is my hero. Kick his butt, Joe.
00:33:52 - What? - You got your ass kicked.
00:38:06 - They're killin' us. -Joe, game point. Let's do this.
00:42:07 Feelin'better?
00:46:13 # You can make it right #
00:50:51 Okay.
00:54:35 ## Yeah, cross the sky ##
00:57:53 [Announcer] Matos for the Lakers, top of the key, moves it on the wing.
01:01:21 - You're really good with those girls. - Thanks.
01:05:00 Okay.
01:08:36 And that includes, uh, your boyfriend, Scheffer.
01:11:56 I wanted to help girls like me.
01:16:08 Where's actor boy?
01:19:54 And no one is gonna get fired. Everybody loves me over there.
01:26:04 I can do this.
01:31:18 [Basketball Bouncing]
01:37:54 Ripped by mUy_tAte from DVL subpack Joe.Somebody.DVDRip.DivX-DVL
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,396
Dialogue density14.1 lines / min
First line00:01:30
Final line01:37:54
Production Record
DirectorJohn Pasquin
LanguageEnglish
Budget$38,000,000
Revenue$24,500,000
IMDb votes11,355