Joe Somebody
2001 · 99 MIN · IMDB 5.6 · 11,355 VOTES · DIR. John Pasquin
Overview
When underappreciated video specialist Joe Scheffer is brutally humiliated by office bully Mark McKinney in front of his daughter, Joe begins a quest for personal redemption. He proceeds by enduring a personal makeover and takes martial arts lessons from a B-action star. As news spreads of his rematch with Mark, Joe suddenly finds himself the center of attention, ascending the corporate ladder and growing in popularity.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,396 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:01:30 Hey!
00:05:50 liver damage, kidney failure, loss of taste, loss of smell, loss of sight
00:09:09 - Dad, this is supposed to be serious. - I really don't know what to say.
00:13:47 - Hey! - Dad?
00:17:01 the company wellness program, if you know what I mean.
00:21:02 Joe, do you know what that means?
00:25:44 I needed to see you.
00:29:05 Just water.
00:33:11 Tom played a rival ninja. I killed him.
00:37:13 Ooh! Nice stop, Joe.
00:41:13 - Okay. I wanna psyche the guy out. - Okay.
00:44:50 and get your shiny little blemish-free head back into storage.
00:49:04 Why don't I just "Buff Up"?
00:53:32 ## To make you home today ##
00:56:34 ## Dig it till the sun goes down ##
01:00:01 So, you showed up after all.
01:03:20 - ##For you ## - "The Way You Look Tonight."
01:07:06 - Mr. Scheffer? - Hmm? Yes?
01:10:24 [Exhales]
01:13:46 ##In the trench or on the ditch ##
01:17:47 You want the details? We're poolside, she wants me to--
01:22:01 Well--
01:28:13 Beavis.
01:34:13 ##And I wanna find it with you ##
Cast & Characters
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,396
Dialogue density14.1 lines / min
First line00:01:30
Final line01:34:13
Production Record
DirectorJohn Pasquin
LanguageEnglish
Budget$38,000,000
Revenue$24,500,000
IMDb votes11,355