Joe's Apartment

1996 · 81 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 14,926 VOTES · DIR. John Payson

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Overview

A nice guy has just moved to New York and discovers that he must share his run-down apartment with a couple thousand singing, dancing cockroaches.

Dialogue Timeline — 944 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:31 City by the mighty dirty river
00:04:07 No vacancy.
00:07:52 It's your mother!
00:11:02 Vladimir Bianco.
00:14:32 I wish we could do something other than put people on hold.
00:16:54 This is the nastiest neighborhood in New York City.
00:20:34 -Okay. Just let us go, please! -Are you listening?
00:24:04 What's happening, Joe?
00:26:34 -Love this guy! Breakfast? -Don't mind if I do.
00:29:19 -What's that spell? -Joe!
00:31:43 And then I saw your sign. I thought...
00:36:08 Saks.
00:38:23 Twenty million men piss on my name everyday.
00:41:14 You don't believe me? Check out that bag in the corner.
00:44:13 "How can we promote better understanding between species?"
00:46:22 The days of trickle-down economics are over.
00:51:10 Let's get down to party town
00:54:53 A real Casanova.
00:57:10 This is all I have to say to you, Ralph.
00:59:57 Ready! Aim!
01:04:04 We did, Ralph. We ran out on him just when he needed us most.
01:09:32 -Hi, Lily. -Joe!
01:12:05 thanks.
01:14:27 -Oh, he pulled me through -Oh, that feeler

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed944
Dialogue density11.7 lines / min
First line00:00:31
Final line01:14:27

Production Record

DirectorJohn Payson
LanguageEnglish
Budget$13,000,000
Revenue$4,600,000
IMDb votes14,926