Joe Dirt

00:00:41 Turn it up.

00:04:19 Actually, we got separated when I was eight. I got lost.

00:07:23 Bob Seger?

00:11:11 Look at that town, Meteor. That's pretty.

00:14:21 Hi, Brandy. I'm Joe Dirt.

00:17:51 -Take him hunting with me. -Daddy. You've been drinking.

00:21:14 All the time, I'm thinking about Brandy's well-manicured backyard...

00:24:10 Hey, boss, I'm going on a break!

00:28:29 I wasn't getting by on my tracking wages.

00:31:55 We should take it over to the lab over in the next town. Los Alamos.

00:35:36 -It stinks! Get it out of here! -Somebody help me! Help me!

00:39:35 Whatever you gotta tell yourself.

00:43:56 I had fun too. Hey, listen. Can I ask you a question?

00:47:51 ... Iooking for people who took those photos at the Grand Canyon.

00:51:07 That Buffalo Bob thing? There's not much to tell.

00:54:47 Shut up, you hard-on. That's the guy! That's the hero.

00:57:49 Smooth tan skin.

01:01:03 And they are deadly. Don't kid yourself.

01:04:12 ...and no closer to finding my parents.

01:07:47 -Everything I just said is true. -No.

01:11:44 Before we wrap this up, anything else you want to say?

01:14:57 Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made?

01:18:20 I love you, Joe. With all my heart.

36:00:00 feet, stuff freezes, falls to earth.