Joan of Arcadia — S02E15 — Romancing the Joan
2005 · 45 MIN · IMDB 8.4 · DIR. Joanna Kerns
Overview
God tells Joan to do an extra credit English assignment on romance poets, which causes her to question her own love life.
Dialogue Timeline — 835 lines
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00:00:03 TEACHER: George Gordon, Lord Byron,
00:01:58 TEACHER: Mrs. Gross will be back tomorrow.
00:03:41 Yeah. Yeah. Uh, hold on.
00:05:15 How the hell do I start that conversation?
00:06:46 She's on the spirit squad, okay?
00:08:31 No, I mean, it... it's probably not a good idea with your mother and all.
00:10:06 You guys made the biology closet famous.
00:11:52 Oh, really?
00:13:39 A quick story before I go, okay?
00:15:03 but he devoted it to this.
00:17:40 Darling, everything is lovely.
00:19:44 No, it's not wrong...
00:21:17 but Will's having an affair with his boss?
00:22:57 He loves her because she's not a skank.
00:24:53 Do you feel loved?
00:27:31 Were you married here?
00:30:08 How bad is it?
00:31:42 Anything else, you are on your own.
00:33:48 Knock yourself out, stud.
00:35:24 Why did you kiss him?
00:37:09 I'm afraid the detective's not very happy that I'm leaving.
00:39:27 Romance serves a purpose.
00:41:56 What is it?
00:44:11 ♪ What else can I do
Cast & Characters
Amber Tamblyn
Joan Girardi
Joe Mantegna
Will Girardi
Mary Steenburgen
Helen Girardi
Jason Ritter
Kevin Girardi
Michael Welch
Luke Girardi
Christopher Rodriguez Marquette
Adam Rove
Becky Wahlstrom
Grace Polk
Annie Potts
Lieutenant Lucy Preston
Elaine Hendrix
Ms. Lischak
Mike Starr
Big Tough Guy God
Haylie Duff
Stevie Marx
Juliette Goglia
Little Girl God
Aaron Himelstein
Friedman
Constance Zimmer
Sister Lilly Watters
Mark Totty
Det. Carlisle
Jordan David
Geek God
Rick Fitts
Paul Brumfield
Michelle L. Gardner
Substitute Teacher God
Gil Glasgow
Mr. Ward
Susan Grace
Mrs. Gross
Mark Matkevich
Roger
Molly Morgan
Stella
Justin Scot
Officer Eicher
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed835
Dialogue density18.6 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:44:11
Production Record
DirectorJoanna Kerns
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Joan of Arcadia, season 2, episode 15: Romancing the Joan.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1593/season/2/episode/15
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