Joan of Arcadia — S01E22 — The Gift
2004 · 45 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · DIR. Martha Mitchell
Overview
After God tells Joan to give Adam a gift, she finds something that leads her to wonder if God's suggesting she have sex with him... While secretly searching through Adam's backpack for gift ideas, Joan is stunned to find a condom there. She soon wonders if sex is the ""gift"" God had in mind, and she nervously ponders whether or not she'd be ready for such a big step. Meanwhile, Kevin begins covering court proceedings for the paper and ends up causing a stir in one of Will's cases.
Dialogue Timeline — 932 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:05 So, we can meet at 5:00,
00:01:33 Th-They wanted me to grade every phase of the project.
00:03:03 or make it... English?
00:04:51 on your finals.
00:06:09 I'm starting to understand women
00:07:39 I'm trying to take her mind off it, okay,
00:09:01 from a gas station.
00:10:35 Uh, I only have a dollar.
00:11:57 a selfless act that adds
00:13:34 No, it was me, you know.
00:16:02 Nothing. Uh...
00:18:00 MAN: Talk to the judge...
00:19:24 Oh, God!
00:21:21 You must be a proud papa.
00:23:04 What do you keep in there, wrath?
00:24:40 Well, I'm sorry. That excuse doesn't work this time.
00:26:53 maybe we should study later
00:29:27 I told you, I,
00:32:17 I fall in love with you.
00:35:17 Hull's been here too long. It's getting all warped.
00:37:18 WILL: We called Adam's house.
00:38:45 This is when I start reading you your rights.
00:40:13 Wait, wait, that's it?
00:42:46 That doesn't mean it's not real.
Cast & Characters
Amber Tamblyn
Joan Girardi
Joe Mantegna
Will Girardi
Mary Steenburgen
Helen Girardi
Jason Ritter
Kevin Girardi
Michael Welch
Luke Girardi
Christopher Rodriguez Marquette
Adam Rove
Becky Wahlstrom
Grace Polk
Aaron Himelstein
Friedman
Susan Sullivan
Rich Woman God
Diane Delano
Coach Carol Keady
Mageina Tovah
Glynis Figliola
April Grace
Sergeant Toni Williams
Kris Lemche
Cute Boy God
Christian J. Meoli
Ben Pollack
Michael Wyle
French Waiter God
Dennis Cockrum
Roger Franz
Pamela Roberts
Judge
John C. Moskoff
Mr. Petrov
Elizabeth Liang
Erica Stevenson
Corey Michael Blake
Henry Taschen
Helen Watson
PD Carly Menkin
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed932
Dialogue density20.7 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:42:46
Production Record
DirectorMartha Mitchell
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Joan of Arcadia, season 1, episode 22: The Gift.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1593/season/1/episode/22
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