Joan of Arcadia — S01E21 — Vanity, Thy Name Is Human
2004 · 45 MIN · IMDB 7.3 · DIR. Jerry Levine
Overview
Joan takes a cosmetics class, per God's request, and Kevin doesn't react well to crossing paths with the last girlfriend he dated before his disabling accident... Glynis' flattering makeover attracts a great deal of positive attention at school, which only adds to Joan's disappointment when Adam fails to notice her own new look. Meanwhile, Kevin, who remains bitter with the belief that he had been dumped by Beth because he had become a paraplegic, harshly rebuffs her efforts to make peace with him.
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00:00:05 Item next: Garlic mashed home- style potatoes, family size.
00:01:40 I'm babbling.
00:04:20 Uh, well, you know, I'm not really conversant
00:05:54 Don't even go there.
00:07:23 Now, get lost, or I'll call the cops.
00:09:11 if you decide to partake.
00:11:28 should be celebrated.
00:13:22 You, down!
00:15:34 Okay.
00:17:51 Eww.
00:19:37 His name's Todd, and he's an English major,
00:21:38 the foundation,
00:23:36 Don't get caught up in the surface.
00:25:04 his drawing is nice.
00:26:52 It's just this whole Beth thing.
00:28:53 and I don't know what I'm doing.
00:30:57 You want to sit?
00:33:00 throwing down against the oppression
00:34:35 Is it so wrong to enjoy that now?
00:36:31 I'm just saying, that must make this so much sweeter,
00:38:21 I want color and THX
00:39:46 Well, I like the mall, okay?
00:41:45 "Out of the ashes the phoenix rises,
00:44:04 BOTH: "Your brain has a protective candy shell."
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Joan of Arcadia, season 1, episode 21: Vanity, Thy Name Is Human.
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