Joan of Arcadia — S01E18 — Requiem for a Third Grade Ashtray
2004 · 45 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · DIR. Kevin Dowling
Overview
God instructs Joan to help out with the a chaotic Girardi household; Adam has his first art show; Will and Toni witness a carjacking. Will and Toni, while making an arrest, get stuck in an elevator with a pregnant woman who is about to give birth; Kevin believes he might be recovering some sensation in his stomach area and gets an EMG (a nerve conduction) test done.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,029 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:05 Now, who decided I need to care about Paris Hilton?
00:01:33 Oh, no, thanks. I don't need any.
00:03:31 My turtle ashtray.
00:04:59 Sorry.
00:06:34 It's too late to go to study hall.
00:08:10 What's going on?
00:09:43 No. Uh, it's just...
00:11:34 Get the notes from
00:13:06 What the hell?
00:14:32 can get you decent reception in an elevator.
00:16:10 : Yeah, Grace, this is Joan.
00:18:00 Eat. You complain, and I'll end your misery.
00:20:10 Well, I have to go to the hardware store.
00:22:34 : Forget it. Um...
00:24:33 No, no, no, no, look, look,
00:26:24 Bat mitzvah.
00:28:05 I'm sorry, what was that, Joan?
00:30:29 Hmm.
00:32:54 We're just not ready.
00:34:45 When did my social life
00:36:57 You never let me down, do you, Girardi?
00:39:19 No. Just cleaning.
00:41:42 I saw it on Iron Chef.
00:43:20 No, don't do it, Mom, don't do it.
Cast & Characters
Amber Tamblyn
Joan Girardi
Joe Mantegna
Will Girardi
Mary Steenburgen
Helen Girardi
Jason Ritter
Kevin Girardi
Michael Welch
Luke Girardi
Christopher Rodriguez Marquette
Adam Rove
Becky Wahlstrom
Grace Polk
Todd Louiso
Mr. Smith
Jeffrey Licon
Goth Kid God
Paul Sand
Rabbi Polonski
Misti Traya
Iris
Aaron Himelstein
Friedman
Mageina Tovah
Glynis Figliola
April Grace
Sergeant Toni Williams
Mark Totty
Det. Carlisle
Jessica Webster
Art Student
Ben Siegler
Dr. Rodney Hughes
Brian Klugman
Cashier God
Juan Pope
Poet
Darin Heames
Hipster Guy
Xhercis Mendez
Maria
Dave Fennoy
Poet
Michele Orlando
Waitress
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,029
Dialogue density22.9 lines / min
First line00:00:05
Final line00:43:20
Production Record
DirectorKevin Dowling
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Joan of Arcadia, season 1, episode 18: Requiem for a Third Grade Ashtray.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1593/season/1/episode/18
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