Joan of Arcadia — S01E10 — Drive, He Said
2003 · 45 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · DIR. Ron Lagomarsino
Overview
Each of the Girardis deal with crises of varying seriousness, the worst of which puts Will at the mercy of a crazed gunman. The day also finds Helen reacting with mixed emotions after getting a positive result on a home-pregnancy test. Meanwhile, Joan dreads having to take her driver's exam, and Luke is presented with a major distraction just before he's supposed to compete in a high-stakes competition.
Dialogue Timeline — 866 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:03 Okay, Joan, here's the thing.
00:01:20 Nope.
00:02:38 So take the test.
00:04:36 Let go.
00:06:13 Can I ask you something?
00:07:36 It's only... 15 years ago.
00:09:58 I'm not fixating on her. I'm fixating on Adam Rove.
00:11:58 Ten and two, buddy.
00:13:32 Okay.
00:15:15 Well, let's say howdy to Helen.
00:16:42 My sister had sex with Adam Rove.
00:18:18 Well, Coolio, you want to wheel us back to school?
00:20:33 You said there was nothing
00:22:02 The judge's car was stolen by a man named Robert Morrison.
00:23:51 God, it's just one disaster after another.
00:25:38 MORRISON: Pull over.
00:28:10 right?
00:30:19 Perhaps your mother is correct.
00:31:49 It's finally over?
00:33:37 They did.
00:36:56 We're on borrowed time.
00:38:30 Watch out!
00:40:28 They're keeping him overnight for observation,
00:43:22 There's my boy.
Cast & Characters
Amber Tamblyn
Joan Girardi
Joe Mantegna
Will Girardi
Mary Steenburgen
Helen Girardi
Jason Ritter
Kevin Girardi
Michael Welch
Luke Girardi
Christopher Rodriguez Marquette
Adam Rove
Becky Wahlstrom
Grace Polk
Evan Jones
Bob Morrisson
Ivonne Coll
Marlene
Sherri Shepherd
MVA Clerk God
Aaron Himelstein
Friedman
April Grace
Sergeant Toni Williams
Sydney Tamiia Poitier
Rebecca Askew
Oliver Muirhead
Proctor God
Steven Cragg
Plumber God
Karen-Eileen Gordon
Flag Woman
Maurice Sherbanee
Driving Tester
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed866
Dialogue density19.2 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:43:22
Production Record
DirectorRon Lagomarsino
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Joan of Arcadia, season 1, episode 10: Drive, He Said.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1593/season/1/episode/10
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