Joan of Arcadia — S01E09 — St. Joan
2003 · 45 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · DIR. Martha Mitchell
Overview
God wants Joan to score an ""A"" on a test about French saint Joan of Arc. As the teen hits the books, she draws comparisons to the life of the young heroine who claimed to hear divine voices and was burnt at the stake. Helen finds her daughter's newest obsession troublesome and urges Will to have the entire family visit a therapist. Meanwhile, Will is unjustly raked over the coals for shutting down a crack house.
Dialogue Timeline — 959 lines
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00:00:02 TEACHER: The English Longbows rain arrows
00:01:43 I think we can draw the necessary conclusions.
00:03:48 It's a family necessity.
00:05:25 So...
00:07:37 Detective Williams.
00:09:08 but, here again, what she did was impressive.
00:10:29 but is there a Saint Galileo?
00:12:07 It's an expensive form of whining.
00:14:18 All right.
00:16:03 Enforcement Agency, Chief.
00:18:04 Ms. Girardi, would you come with me, please?
00:20:12 Joan, no. Nobody's crazy.
00:21:34 Joan didn't cheat.
00:23:28 Recalls are very popular these days.
00:25:04 ♪ In the days ahead of you. ♪ Support Joan.
00:26:52 I was.
00:28:32 by retaking the test.
00:30:32 Retake the test.
00:32:56 Well, there's a lot to be said for going back home.
00:35:22 You know, shouldn't there be a...
00:37:06 I know I'm getting suspended a day because of you.
00:39:43 it was causing me a lot of pain
00:42:07 He doesn't mean problem problems.
00:44:11 I did this!
Cast & Characters
Amber Tamblyn
Joan Girardi
Joe Mantegna
Will Girardi
Mary Steenburgen
Helen Girardi
Jason Ritter
Kevin Girardi
Michael Welch
Luke Girardi
Christopher Rodriguez Marquette
Adam Rove
Becky Wahlstrom
Grace Polk
Patrick Fabian
Gavin Price
Patrick Breen
Sammy
Dan Desmond
Mr. Paul Dreisbach
April Grace
Sergeant Toni Williams
Michael Lawson
Steven Zakheim
John Getz
D.A. Gabe Fellowes
Nelson Mashita
Gardener God
Laura Niemi
Female customer
Catherine Petra Villalobos
Skater Girl (uncredited)
Morocco Omari
Principal Stephen Chadwick
Derek Morgan
Undersheriff Roy Roebuck
Lily Knight
Kathleen Sundberg
Maricela Ochoa
Domestic Worker God
Bill Camp
Painter God
Rachel Avery
Terry Ann Costello
James Edson
Steve Thompson
Mark Stefanich
SWAT Leader
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed959
Dialogue density21.3 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:44:11
Production Record
DirectorMartha Mitchell
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Joan of Arcadia, season 1, episode 9: St. Joan.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1593/season/1/episode/9
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