Joan of Arcadia — S01E05 — Just Say No
2003 · 45 MIN · IMDB 8.2 · DIR. Steve Gomer
Overview
Joan learns from God that she's holding a garage sale on Saturday, which doesn't leave her much time to sort through her family's unwanted belongings. Among the items she unearths are paintings created by Helen during a dark period in her life. Elsewhere, Will goes to bat for a rape victim even though the district attorney feels the case isn't strong enough. Also, Joan catches the interest of a class charmer and a newspaper job falls right into Kevin's lap.
Dialogue Timeline — 987 lines
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00:00:03 Is she insane?
00:01:19 Or, if he's more, um, well, then...
00:03:20 Then you must be having a yard sale on Saturday.
00:04:53 That's tonight, at your house.
00:06:13 that this really isn't a police matter anymore?
00:07:31 : Joan.
00:09:15 Well, what kind of a job
00:10:44 Why are you complaining?
00:12:11 That's a glass of wine.
00:13:31 deoxyribonucleic, or DNA,
00:15:27 This Saturday?
00:17:43 Did they talk to the doctors?
00:19:39 and I got sucked into it.
00:21:32 We're here as a goodwill gesture.
00:23:22 You get it from a restaurant run by Jimmy Choo."
00:25:00 Are you sure you want to?
00:27:24 I cried every night.
00:29:08 I'd keep an eye on this one.
00:30:38 I'm not saying that...
00:32:53 Do you see anything?
00:34:51 well, he didn't count on the good captain.
00:36:30 screaming "golden opportunity" at me.
00:39:15 Well, wait, you can't leave.
00:44:03 I know.
Cast & Characters
Amber Tamblyn
Joan Girardi
Joe Mantegna
Will Girardi
Mary Steenburgen
Helen Girardi
Jason Ritter
Kevin Girardi
Michael Welch
Luke Girardi
Christopher Rodriguez Marquette
Adam Rove
Becky Wahlstrom
Grace Polk
Kara Zediker
Sara Bonner
Candice Azzara
Housewife God
Elaine Hendrix
Ms. Lischak
Sydney Tamiia Poitier
Rebecca Askew
John Getz
D.A. Gabe Fellowes
Nate Dushku
Clay Fisher
Jan Devereaux
Lisa Van Horn
Erik Palladino
Lt. Michael Daghlian
Jeremy Garrett
Todd Bainbridge
David Doty
Businessman God
Daniel Edward Mora
Deliveryman God
Andrew Ableson
Andy Rees
Barbara Evans
Jeanne
Andy Forrest
Shopper
Scott Damian
Reporter
Catherine Petra Villalobos
Skater Girl (uncredited)
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed987
Dialogue density21.9 lines / min
First line00:00:03
Final line00:44:03
Production Record
DirectorSteve Gomer
LanguageEnglish
Factoids
Episode
Joan of Arcadia, season 1, episode 5: Just Say No.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1593/season/1/episode/5
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