Joan of Arcadia — S01E02 — The Fire and the Wood
2003 · 45 MIN · IMDB 8.1 · 101 VOTES · DIR. James Hayman
Overview
Joan enrolls in advanced-placement chemistry, after God asks her to stop being an underachiever; Will ruffles feathers during an arson investigation.
Dialogue Timeline — 910 lines
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00:00:02 According to a regional survey released today,
00:01:21 What's with you and TVs tonight?
00:03:14 Hey, maybe he'll be your friend.
00:04:57 and it ain't arson until I say it's arson.
00:06:12 Terrific. All right, Thursday.
00:08:02 but you are mine between
00:09:44 I have one vacancy in AP Chem.
00:12:17 Luke took mine.
00:14:29 which take place in a typical wood fire.
00:16:32 They said, "No."
00:18:26 That's why I came to you.
00:20:24 doesn't mean I'm stupid.
00:22:02 Cha! No way, no. Night janitor.
00:24:53 if it's full of drugs.
00:27:16 Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:29:06 "Let there be light."
00:31:23 Thank you.
00:34:12 what was in it.
00:36:19 Hello. Sitting right here.
00:38:12 to his counterpart at the Fire Department,
00:39:47 to place you under arrest
00:41:20 Well, you've been misinformed.
00:43:04 do you think we could invite the Wyatts over on the weekend?
00:44:40 Understand?
Cast & Characters
Amber Tamblyn
Joan Girardi
Joe Mantegna
Will Girardi
Mary Steenburgen
Helen Girardi
Jason Ritter
Kevin Girardi
Michael Welch
Luke Girardi
Christopher Rodriguez Marquette
Adam Rove
Becky Wahlstrom
Grace Polk
Roark Critchlow
Newscaster God
Patrick Fabian
Gavin Price
John Kassir
Mime God
Elaine Hendrix
Ms. Lischak
Juliette Goglia
Little Girl God
Louan Gideon
Val Wyatt (uncredited)
Tiffany Dupont
Drive-Thru Girl / Barbie
John Getz
D.A. Gabe Fellowes
Bob Clendenin
Linesman God
Erik Palladino
Lt. Michael Daghlian
Barbara Evans
Jeanne
David Grammer
Carl Rove
Derek Morgan
Undersheriff Roy Roebuck
Conor O'Farrell
Fire Chief Thomas Wyatt
James Martin Kelly
Sweeper God
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed910
Dialogue density20.2 lines / min
First line00:00:02
Final line00:44:40
Production Record
DirectorJames Hayman
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes101
Factoids
Episode
Joan of Arcadia, season 1, episode 2: The Fire and the Wood.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1593/season/1/episode/2
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