Joan of Arcadia — S01E01 — Pilot
2003 · 45 MIN · IMDB 7.9 · 121 VOTES · DIR. James Hayman, Jack Bender
Overview
16 year old Joan Girardi is approached by someone claiming to be God. He gives her a mission, get a job. Will Girardi, Joan's dad and new chief of police for Arcadia, is trying to solve the case of a serial killer.
Dialogue Timeline — 808 lines
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00:00:48 Hey, Chief, I, uh...
00:02:01 to take care of it, but if I could just reiterate...
00:04:36 Joan has adjusted, Luke has adjusted.
00:06:30 JOAN: I don't know. I couldn't see his face.
00:07:48 Someone with a military history?
00:10:02 I know who your father is, Joan.
00:11:59 You've attracted the attention of the future Unabomber.
00:14:02 Fifth time this month?
00:15:48 Thank you.
00:17:11 Um, a minor correction.
00:18:58 And I really hate it when they all get together.
00:20:35 Can't you just be happy he lived?
00:22:36 once said, "Nothing is too wonderful
00:23:37 You fix this.
00:25:31 You know, the Upridge parking lot version.
00:27:23 I'm just having cake.
00:29:00 Stop trying to make me the world's best invalid.
00:31:13 I don't know.
00:33:09 If it's moving and breathing, it's not dead.
00:34:27 I know how to run a cash register
00:37:23 some kind of way to do this,
00:39:04 Too late.
00:41:23 He's the boss, Sergeant.
00:43:50 Ah, go back to sleep.
Cast & Characters
Amber Tamblyn
Joan Girardi
Joe Mantegna
Will Girardi
Mary Steenburgen
Helen Girardi
Jason Ritter
Kevin Girardi
Michael Welch
Luke Girardi
Spencer Redford
Leslie
Patrick Breen
Sammy
Deborah Theaker
Mrs. Marx
Ivonne Coll
Marlene
Kimberly Kevon Williams
Elyse
Dee Nelson
Mrs. Dorsett
David Burke
Father Ken Mallory
Erik Palladino
Lt. Michael Daghlian
Kris Lemche
Cute Boy God
Justin Scot
Officer Eicher
Morocco Omari
Principal Stephen Chadwick
Stephi Lineburg
Sophie
Baadja-Lyne Odums
Cafeteria Woman God
Noah Bean
Officer Osbourne
Larkin Campbell
Man in Army Boots
Billy Mayo
Desk Sgt. Drake
Ruth Silveira
Patti
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed808
Dialogue density18.0 lines / min
First line00:00:48
Final line00:43:50
Production Record
DirectorJames Hayman, Jack Bender
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes121
Factoids
Episode
Joan of Arcadia, season 1, episode 1: Pilot.
https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/1593/season/1/episode/1
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