Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking

00:00:20 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

00:03:32 so maybe, just maybe

00:06:43 “I’m... I’m not...”

00:09:54 “...while she deep-throated my tummy banana.”

00:13:22 Some of them are lesbians.

00:16:19 So, for example, homosexual people can joke about being gay.

00:19:31 everyone asked me, “How fit is that Rachel Riley off of Countdown?

00:24:15 I prefer to see lions, tigers, elephants and bears in their natural environment.

00:28:05 I said, “Does anything funny ever happen when you're rolling with the Queen?”

00:31:31 - You got arrested for flashing? - Yeah.

00:35:18 someone putting glitter on your fanny, but you went

00:39:25 Worst gifts?

00:43:09 “for a limited time period?

00:47:12 - WOMAN: Laughter! - Laughter? I don't know about that.

00:51:05 So, share with me if you've had a similar experience.

00:55:17 She pretends to be a nurse and I pretend I’m still attracted to her.

00:59:17 (LAUGHTER)

01:03:19 how do you ask for that?

01:07:09 A threesome? What kind of threesome was it, madam?

01:11:13 But I think... I think I could just do it on my own.

01:15:13 “Now she's got a vaganus.”

01:20:07 Do Chinese people have Guess Who?

01:23:53 I’ve had a lovely night, I’ve really enjoyed talking to you

01:27:57 It is not going to get any more offensive than that, dude...