Jimmy Carr: In Concert

00:00:03 I genuineIy can't get over how nervous I am.

00:05:25 I suppose that begs the question, ''How many fiIIings did he give me?''

00:10:25 (Man) Twenty grand. (Woman) Hundreds of thousands.

00:15:27 I thought, ''That sounds powerfuI.''

00:20:40 Right, Iast one of these. What's yeIIow and dangerous?

00:25:53 And beIow it, I wrote, ''AsyIum seekers shake it aII about.''

00:31:01 (Shouting) No!

00:36:33 That horribIe famiIiar sound of a hammer hitting a rabbit.

00:41:31 ''Rapeboy...

00:47:00 I'm much better when I've prepared stuff.

00:52:30 Dogging, or pay and dispIay as I Iike to caII it.

00:58:02 Cows are fucking enormous...

01:03:30 I'II ask.

01:09:26 (Man) Have you got a criminaI record?

01:15:14 I used to be spooked by them

01:20:45 This guy behind me shouts something briIIiant out.

01:26:25 ? I saw a werewoIf with a Chinese menu in his hand

01:31:41 (Laughter and appIause)

01:37:10 (Kerr-ching!)

01:42:42 Oh!

01:48:22 KnowIedge of computer games.

01:53:06 - (Woman caIIs out) - What? Sorry.

01:58:40 Let's go for that. Sounds weird.

05:00:00 when there's fIooding.