Jim Jefferies: Alcoholocaust
2010 · 75 MIN · IMDB 8.3 · 2,850 VOTES · DIR. Tim Kirkby
Overview
Share this *Alcoholocaust: (Meaning: The aftermath of a drinking party, usually resulting in every available horizontal surface being covered in empty booze containers, spilled beverages and a general sticky alcoholic residue.) Jim Jefferies, the globally renowned Australian stand-up, returns to Just For Laughs with his brand new solo show. Alcoholocaust includes some of Jim’s favourite wild antics over the past year. As always, his material is set in reality, which is what provides him with his trademark brutally frank style. Among other things, you will hear about a hilarious yet touching true story involving his friend’s severely disabled brother, plus Jim’s traditional pet peeves – religion & idiots.
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00:00:00 [ Horn honks ]
00:02:51 To be gay. I think gay would be a good move for me.
00:05:10 Point them out. If you saw, like, fucking -- If i see like two lesbians in
00:07:22 American crowd right now, they'd go, "whoo! Yeah, yeah, yeah!" But i'm not, so i can be honest
00:09:16 Next to him. There's two soldiers in the cockpit.
00:11:14 Just -- [ Imitates gunshots ] once again, i freak out. "We're being fired on!"
00:13:40 Adoringly. And i'll go, "now, there used to be these people called arabs.
00:16:50 Not that blood always means ass cancer. I suffer from hemorrhoids, have
00:19:06 Everything, i never thought i'd sort of go this far with my career or anything.
00:20:36 Then she called her mom up and said, "hi, mom. It's carla." I just met a very nice boy at
00:23:18 Yourself. [ Cheers and applause ] but women don't take
00:25:33 Used to like kissing when we were in our early teens. Then someone sucked our dick.
00:27:54 You keep kissing down. Now you're at the tits. Now, tits are a mixed bag.
00:31:01 Childhood friends, andrew and daniel connor. Daniel was born with a disease
00:32:52 Give anyone in this world than pity, you know? I went in the corridor.
00:34:43 "Dan, here's the deal -- I know you told me not to tell your brother, but i told your
00:36:54 Off the taxi. I see this as my window of opportunity, so while they're
00:39:12 Green dress." Now, neither of them had a green dress.
00:41:48 And she went, "what am i meant to do with him?" And i went, "i don't know.
00:44:08 Disabled misery. This cock's so fucking big, i think that's why the rest of his
00:46:29 Come on. He's a virgin. What's the worst that could
00:49:13 Brothel. We'll go down the brothel. It'll be fun.
00:51:24 "Oh, i didn't check that." So, me, andrew, the 5 coke fiends, the 10 hookers -- We
00:53:43 And we lifted him up... and we put his pants on and we proceeded to leave the brothel.