Jewtopia

00:00:01 - ♪ Jacob climbed the ladder

00:03:40 - No, but--

00:07:27 - So your boy, he's got a fake disease?

00:11:03 of my loyal, hardworking, underpaid employees

00:14:40 - Honey, I-I know that you want to have a baby so bad

00:17:53 And you are?

00:21:26 another decision for as long as I live.

00:25:00 Clayton, Chuck! Over here now!

00:28:15 - Right. - Take one bite, and you--

00:32:13 - Are you kidding me? That's your real nose?

00:36:09 - It's gonna happen - come on.

00:39:49 - I understand. It's not that hard.

00:44:25 and they screwed up my order.

00:48:09 So unless you're really into schlongs, avi

00:51:48 - Ooooh! Oh! Oh!

00:55:14 Screw it up again and you're both out.

00:58:22 - how are you a doctor?

01:02:04 So...Unless you're willing to turn off the TV and do that

01:05:34 It depends on me! - It's all right.

01:09:16 - What? Mom, dad? - Oh, God!

01:13:12 - Are you gonna be paying by cash or check?

01:16:52 - No, sir, that's inaccurate, sir!

01:20:30 - Penis club?

01:24:18 [Speaking Mongolian]