Jesus Is a Palestinian

00:00:00 "Search not, for He is among us."

00:04:38 I believe Ramses hasn't been in touch with his parents for years.

00:09:37 ...always put the animal out of its misery first.

00:11:48 Exactly.

00:14:44 ...and he'd get paralysed.

00:18:56 No, it's too late.

00:22:30 ...in heaven.

00:26:29 Ramses. No, it's going to take a while.

00:30:09 I've been hanging here for quite a while, doing penance.

00:32:20 I just know she doesn't want to believe it.

00:36:48 But now the Palestinians finally have their turn...

00:39:47 So she asks: Did you ever go down on a girl?

00:43:29 As long as he can follow you around with a hard-on...

00:47:52 Lonneke. Hey, Lonneke.

00:51:28 Oh, ok, sorry. -Goodnight.

00:54:58 But I don't think Lonneke has a partner.

00:58:20 Why, if I may ask?

01:01:47 I'm afraid. -Me too.

01:05:05 I want to go home.

01:07:44 Ok, keep it coming.

01:12:07 He can't.

01:15:36 Lord... Lord... Lord.

01:19:11 Lord... Lord...

02:00:00 absolute, says Rashid.