Jesus Henry Christ

2012 · 92 MIN · IMDB 6.4 · 6,344 VOTES · DIR. Dennis Lee

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Overview

At the age of ten, Henry James Hermin, a boy who was conceived in a petri-dish and raised by his feminist mother, follows a string of Post-It notes in hopes of finding his biological father.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,344 lines

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00:00:47 Would it kill you to call me Mom?
00:04:09 Oh, dear, oh, dear.
00:07:41 Mommy!
00:10:39 take care of you anymore.
00:13:25 'cause we all know you ain't got no daddy.
00:16:02 how would you feel if your son's misplaced, misguided
00:22:52 You have my word, it's good.
00:27:34 is carried over from the previous page.
00:31:54 Sperm banking?
00:34:50 Yes, honey.
00:37:47 Impossible.
00:40:35 Dr. O'Hara just happens to be my biological father.
00:44:26 Well, then, why did he bother changing the name?
00:46:52 and since we have different mothers
00:49:46 I'm black right here.
00:52:21 Which makes you my half-brother.
00:56:33 On Post-it notes.
00:59:32 That's not what I read in your dad's book.
01:04:25 Got it.
01:06:57 Why aren't you in school?
01:11:15 This arrived in the mail.
01:18:04 But I wouldn't be happy
01:22:22 I would not publish that book.
10:00:00 of research.

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,344
Dialogue density14.6 lines / min
First line00:00:47
Final line10:00:00

Production Record

DirectorDennis Lee
LanguageEnglish
Revenue$20,184
IMDb votes6,344