Jersey Shore Shark Attack
2012 · 86 MIN · IMDB 3.0 · 2,027 VOTES · DIR. John Shepphird
Overview
Many years ago, hundreds of locals and tourists were massacred by giant man-eating sharks in the infamous 1916 Jersey Shore attacks. But that's just a legend... or is it? It's a holiday weekend on the Jersey Shore and, unbeknownst to anyone, underwater drills have attracted dozens of albino bull sharks to the pier. When a man goes missing, TC (The Complication), Nookie and friends fear the worst and plead with the police chief to close down the beach. It isn't until a famous singer is eaten alive during a performance on the pier that the shark hunt begins. Now, the Preppies must work together with the Guidos in order to save the Jersey Shore and its inhabitants from another vicious slaughter.
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00:00:22 All right.
00:04:45 - Hey. - I'm not going to stop...
00:09:00 ♪ To party land I
00:11:40 We have a massage in 20 minutes.
00:15:42 - What did you say? - Oh. I forgot.
00:18:51 Hey, fellas
00:22:35 He's a small guy, might be hard to spot.
00:26:07 Like a shark.
00:29:06 Donnie, you did bring the chum, didn't you?
00:32:39 I got it.
00:35:58 Don't worry about it. This ain't over.
00:40:07 Just go on the air and let people know what's going on.
00:43:05 let people know what's going on.
00:46:36 they fell asleep on the boat.
00:50:16 Your time is up, guys.
00:54:02 That makes me afraid
00:57:26 - All right. - You think?
01:00:50 You better get on your game.
01:04:19 Get out of the water! Sharks!
01:09:03 Why are you Waspy guys so materialistic?
01:13:59 "In light of strong evidence that underwater construction
01:17:55 There's a shark! There's a shark!
01:23:12 Come on and grab her.
01:26:56 ♪ You know how, how, how. ♪