Jersey Shore Shark Attack
2012 · 86 MIN · IMDB 3.0 · 2,027 VOTES · DIR. John Shepphird
Overview
Many years ago, hundreds of locals and tourists were massacred by giant man-eating sharks in the infamous 1916 Jersey Shore attacks. But that's just a legend... or is it? It's a holiday weekend on the Jersey Shore and, unbeknownst to anyone, underwater drills have attracted dozens of albino bull sharks to the pier. When a man goes missing, TC (The Complication), Nookie and friends fear the worst and plead with the police chief to close down the beach. It isn't until a famous singer is eaten alive during a performance on the pier that the shark hunt begins. Now, the Preppies must work together with the Guidos in order to save the Jersey Shore and its inhabitants from another vicious slaughter.
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00:00:22 All right.
00:04:37 Open up, TC. I know you're in there.
00:08:21 What the...? Oh, my God! Oh, my God.
00:11:28 and we are going out in style.
00:15:20 What, is she going to melt?
00:18:04 Mr. Moretti, we're telling you the truth.
00:21:54 - Still nothing? - No. I don't get it, bro.
00:25:34 I say we set his house on fire.
00:28:32 Oh, God.
00:31:56 - It's what? - It's what?
00:35:01 10-4.
00:39:06 From one father to another, I need to ask you
00:41:56 extra cheese, hold the black olives.
00:45:13 One day, this man, Van-something
00:48:15 bigger sharks.
00:51:59 Therefore, mathematically
00:55:27 is where to spend that big bonus.
00:59:21 I mean, I wanted to, but you passed out
01:02:27 please help the beautiful lady with her bag, will you?
01:06:16 dozens are wounded, and it's all on the Fourth of July.
01:10:44 We got to go.
01:15:08 Oh! I 90¢ one! I 90¢ one!
01:20:12 I got it. Watch out.
01:24:49 - Go, girl. - You go get him.