Jersey Shore Massacre

00:00:40 I can't believe we gotta do this shit, man.

00:06:16 Oh, no, and don't ever call me again! Yech! Ay, Dios mio.

00:08:23 I was just driving by, and I saw your mother drop you off. Where you going?

00:11:12 Come on.

00:14:02 Who would believe that someone could screw something up so bad?

00:17:11 What about the people that live around here?

00:19:39 - Whoo! - Good.

00:23:16 Scares the tar outta me.

00:26:38 and a queen-sized bed.

00:29:37 - Are you sure about this? - Yeah, I'm sure.

00:32:07 All right, guys, calm down. We're already here.

00:34:50 I don't get it, either.

00:37:09 - No, you pay for the drinks. - Hey, you watch yourself there.

00:40:17 that... that would be wrong, right?

00:44:01 - Hey. - Fuck it.

00:47:02 Pizza!

00:52:31 Val, Dina. Come over here so I can show you the new pictures of Mr. Wiggles.

00:55:09 Tony just wanted to find out the square route of 37

00:58:08 So how much longer to the store?

01:01:47 Freddy?

01:07:58 could you clean things up around here and see when everyone would like to eat?

01:13:28 - Valerie! - Valerie!

01:18:57 Come back here, you bitch!

01:23:54 Come out, come out wherever you are.