Jersey Shore Massacre

00:00:40 I can't believe we gotta do this shit, man.

00:06:12 Excuse me. Who do you think you are, calling me at work?

00:08:17 Okay, Seaside Heights, here we come!

00:10:21 - Put your tops back on and follow us. - Yeah, Jersey Shore!

00:13:48 I don't speak Mexican or Puerto Rican, but I know they definitely talking about us.

00:16:54 - It was willed to him. - Willed to him... by who?

00:19:25 Okay, I'll stay with Candi, and Dina can stay with Valerie.

00:22:53 How much for the six of us?

00:26:07 in the snow.

00:29:03 Are you okay, Val?

00:31:23 And take your faggot-ass pail and shovel with you.

00:34:22 Ah, ow!

00:36:28 Come on, Valerie. We've gotta get ready for tonight!

00:39:20 - you know what I'm saying? - Get a label.

00:43:11 Ohh!

00:45:28 "Fat Camp Massacre!" This is supposed to be the best movie ever!

00:50:43 I just wanted a slice!

00:54:19 Hey, girls, girls, you guys... you guys want a doughnut?

00:57:06 - you get good reception out here? - Yeah, it's not too bad.

00:59:43 when they see their friends exploding all over the place?

01:06:10 Vinnie?

01:11:22 Yeah, somebody's trying to kill us!

01:15:23 Okay. Go check inside!

01:21:22 Mr. V., my brother's lost his fuckin' mind today.