Jersey Girl

00:00:33 (bell rings)

00:04:39 Oh, yeah, they don't make 'em like Mom anymore, do they, Dad?

00:08:14 - l love you too. - All right, let's go. OK?

00:12:02 Gertie!

00:16:58 Will she still be a fan when the Enquirer flashes a stack of 50s in her face?

00:20:25 But you ain't. And neither is that kid.

00:24:40 All right, the Fresh Prince is almost here.

00:29:44 l know she wanted to meet you... in a big, bad way.

00:34:56 for her performance in Laying It On Thick For My Old Man.''

00:38:19 What else can l tell you guys? Uh...

00:42:51 Just go ahead and put it in the bag. l'm all set.

00:46:27 ''Hi, Maya. Nice to meet you.''

00:50:01 This is a date. We're on a date.

00:53:46 - l can't do it, l'm sorry. - What are you, a monk?

00:58:07 this town is gonna throw a shit fit.

01:02:11 Oh, it was me. lt was me with my own apartment

01:06:37 l can get her a nanny, you know?

01:09:40 l don't wanna move to the city. l like it here.

01:12:39 Get off of me!

01:18:02 _ With these hands

01:21:59 that they hired the other publicists to spin. So...

01:25:29 No. l'm just a guy who'd rather play in the dirt with his kid.

01:31:32 - _ When l pound the floor... - _ When you pound the floor

01:36:36 l know.