Jerry Seinfeld: I'm Telling You for the Last Time

00:00:27 I guess I knew this day would come.

00:03:02 I'm gonna do that. Ok?

00:07:05 He's got a cab driver's license, I can see it right there.

00:10:09 "You idiot! We're businessmen, we're gonna miss our plane."

00:13:52 little cramped seats, tiny food, tiny utensils

00:16:49 I'm out for the candy here. I'm just thinking: "Get candy! Get candy!"

00:19:45 'cause kids would put it on and... going off the roofs.

00:22:45 You see people in the supermarket. They're just sweating out.

00:25:36 Milk is a big problem for people in the supermarket.

00:28:09 "July 3rd"

00:30:47 Nobody wants anything less than 'extra-strength'.

00:33:29 "Whatever the hell that does."

00:36:16 I thought we had the groom and the 'pretty good man'.

00:39:12 What is she supposed to do? Kick off the heel, start running after the car?

00:42:03 But I'm sure there're many dates going on in this room right now...

00:45:13 I enjoy any sporting event where nations get involved.

00:47:45 Just put people in the pool at the end of each lane for the swimmers...

00:50:48 Death is number two?

00:53:27 I don't know what goes on back there but I cannot conceive such a thing as actual dry cleaning.

00:55:56 We can't stop getting ripped-off. We're gonna get ripped off.

00:58:23 Do the horses know that it's a race? Are they aware?

01:01:17 And the horse wasn't too thrilled with having me either.

01:03:51 "You don't think our huge fat asses are hanging out the back of this truck, do you."

04:00:08 billion, killion, tillion...