Jeff Ross Roasts America

2012 · 60 MIN · IMDB 7.1 · 252 VOTES · DIR. Jay Karas

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Overview

Jeff Ross visits several cities across the country, roasting the towns and the residents in volunteer-only speed roasts. Roasting his way through cities including Seattle, Toronto, Las Vegas, Miami and Madison, Ross roasts a statue of Abe Lincoln in Washington D.C., gets roasted by John Rich in Nashville, and in Minneapolis, brings an old friend onstage to tell a very intimate story the way only Jeff Ross can.

Dialogue Timeline — 875 lines

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00:00:01 - WHITNEY HOUSTON JUST DIED. - WHAT'S THAT?
00:01:26 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
00:03:42 HOW FAR DOES BILL GATES LIVE FROM HERE?
00:05:53 OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THIS [bleep] LOST KARDASHIAN.
00:07:38 - ARE YOU, LIKE, MISSING A CHROMOSOME OR SOMETHING?
00:09:32 THERE GOES MY MICHAEL J. FOX ROUTINE.
00:11:10 - MMM, I GOTTA JERK OFF AGAIN. HOLD ON A SECOND.
00:12:41 IT WAS CHARLIE SHEEN.
00:14:40 IT HAS TO BE VOLUNTEER ONLY.
00:16:16 - [laughs]
00:17:37 AND YOU PASS THROUGH PLACES THAT YOU HAVE BEEN.
00:19:31 - IS THIS OKAY THAT I'M DOING THIS?
00:21:24 I THINK IT'S CALLED GLEE.
00:23:20 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HAVING THE EXACT SAME HAIR ON YOUR FACE
00:24:50 WHA-HA! GONE!
00:26:56 IT WAS SO SAD WHEN MY FAVORITE RAPPER
00:28:32 ALL [bleep] NIGHT.
00:29:55 - WOW.
00:31:26 - IF THERE'S ONE THING I LEARNED ABOUT THE SOUTH
00:33:13 WHAT DO YOU WANT?
00:34:55 - THANK YOU FOR THE EBOLA VIRUS.
00:36:36 WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO THE-- [imitates bed squeaking]
00:38:19 - I TRIED TO FIND A COWBOY HAT TO FIT YOU.
00:40:16 ♪

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed875
Dialogue density14.6 lines / min
First line00:00:01
Final line00:40:16

Production Record

DirectorJay Karas
LanguageEnglish
IMDb votes252