Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

00:00:04 Wow, Walter. Look at this. And look at the lights on that house.

00:03:04 One of those things is how to put gasoline in a car.

00:06:37 At some point car manufacturers had a meeting and they went: OK...

00:10:20 Now we come to what I thought would be my favorite part of the episode:

00:13:57 It's not a gym. You can see all the way... - Yeah. Look at that.

00:17:43 First, I'd purchase them an eye color chart.

00:21:41 Thank you. - Whatever.

00:25:08 I don't know, I couldn't understand what the hell he said.

00:28:56 She said: where's our son?

00:33:04 We were playing Twister.

00:36:41 Is that Aqua Velva?

00:39:33 What the hell. I guess you're saving money for your drug abuse.

00:44:29 Guitar Guy, I want to sing my song, but right now I am not inspired exactly.

00:48:58 OK, that's funny, I give you that one. That was good.

00:52:42 I was the guy last Christmas who lit the fireplace...

00:55:35 Ask for something bigger than that. - A beer truck.

00:59:00 it's a roadkill Christmas

01:02:50 You go purple, you never go back.

01:07:11 Olé.

01:10:03 I want to get back to Christmas. How do you celebrate the holidays?

01:13:13 You know how else I know you do drugs?

01:16:56 A doobie dude?

01:20:20 You're the pervert eating out of your own jockstrap.

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