Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

00:00:04 Wow, Walter. Look at this. And look at the lights on that house.

00:02:59 and other things that nobody bothers telling them to do or how to do.

00:06:25 So she finally figures it out, pulls the cap off...

00:10:00 This is cruelty to children.

00:13:09 'We' are very excited to be here doing the Christmas special.

00:17:03 What? - Happy holidays.

00:20:54 Do that one. It's a good one - No, I don't wanna do that one.

00:24:08 We actually went outside and killed the asshole.

00:28:03 Being politically correct is a pain in the ass.

00:31:29 Silence, I... Oh, not this crap again.

00:35:17 Where do you find an inflatable virgin?

00:38:18 So, like, which ones? - The favorites that we all know and love.

00:41:31 You'll be playing guitar behind your head, because you have to.

00:46:57 Can we have the note again? - Yeah, good. Didn't hear it the first time.

00:50:58 You knowBubba J, I took the opportunity of printing your letter for you.

00:53:54 Stop, drop the good rolling around so I can piss on you.

00:56:47 It's Christmas.

01:00:10 it's a roadkill Christmas

01:04:25 Please tell me I'm adopted.

01:08:01 How was the skiing? - Great.

01:10:57 Today you can skip the leaves.

01:13:47 Druggies are following you.

01:17:24 This could be a good time for the Muslims to go to the bathroom.

01:20:38 Santa's gonna bring me a G.I. Joe and a bong.