Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself

00:00:01 Subbed by EhLaNa

00:02:22 Oh, it's very sad. I came home after being gone for about 5 days

00:04:46 So he takes the big trunk and he puts it on the top of the silver table

00:07:14 I don't ever want to go through the Burbank airport again.

00:10:24 I made an honest man out of him.

00:13:20 Yeah, but then you're stupid enough to take another friggin sip.

00:16:07 Yeah, it's come down to: "Hey, wake up!"

00:19:33 Divide it all up, if he's gone for 3 minutes, he's taking a 600 dollar piss!

00:23:05 framing and drywalling...

00:26:50 I guess you should listen from the other end...

00:29:51 I think you're really going to enjoy him, because he's a smart guy. I really respect him.

00:32:28 You gotta laugh at that shit

00:34:57 "Thank the Lord, we got NASCAR!"

00:38:03 - How are you doing Bubba J? - I'm doing pretty good!

00:40:46 - Do you drive drunk? - No officer!!

00:43:51 - Then you proposed? - No her daddy did that for me

00:46:31 Think about it, next time somebody tells you to go to hell: "Come right here!"

00:49:57 Sorry!

00:53:29 - What is your first name? - Terry.

00:56:49 - Are you ready? - Si señor

00:59:09 What the hell is "GGGappy"?

01:01:49 - I'm sorry José. - It's ok

01:04:32 - You didn't have coffee before the show - Ok, I admit... It was crack

01:06:32 - A superhero. - A gay superhero?