JCVD

2008 · 96 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 40,811 VOTES · DIR. Mabrouk El Mechri

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Overview

Between his tax problems and his legal battle with his wife for the custody of his daughter, these are hard times for the action movie star who finds that even Steven Seagal has pinched a role from him! This fictionalized version of Jean-Claude Van Damme returns to the country of his birth to seek the peace and tranquility he can no longer enjoy in the United States, but inadvertently gets involved in a bank robbery with hostages.

Dialogue Timeline — 1,233 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:03:32 It didn't work.
00:06:46 See that beard? Ever seen one like that on a plane or a bus?
00:09:05 He left this shithole for Hollywood...
00:13:31 Commissioner Bruges?
00:18:44 What's this?
00:21:44 No, I have nothing to do with this. The SWAT team decided alone...
00:24:19 That's beautiful!
00:27:29 If they get me for free, one movie only, for free, "Van Damme".
00:32:29 But it's not six yet?
00:35:28 Cut this one, it's a 'bad take'.
00:39:36 If you say he was drunk
00:42:51 He got the part.
00:45:20 I don't want to.
00:49:04 OK, let me ask you first, is anyone injured?
00:52:28 What's next?
00:55:08 - Promise? - Yes, ma'am.
00:58:00 - Watch your tone. - I do as I please.
01:01:31 Make the transfer and get me his lawyer.
01:05:39 There we are, you and me.
01:08:35 And because of a woman...
01:11:39 Dimitri's so romantic!
01:14:32 What do you want?
01:17:37 breaks egg
01:25:58 Jean-Claude Van Damme, as mentioned earlier

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed1,233
Dialogue density12.8 lines / min
First line00:03:32
Final line01:25:58

Production Record

DirectorMabrouk El Mechri
LanguageFrench
Budget$6,000,000
Revenue$276,891
IMDb votes40,811