JCVD
2008 · 96 MIN · IMDB 7.0 · 40,811 VOTES · DIR. Mabrouk El Mechri
Overview
Between his tax problems and his legal battle with his wife for the custody of his daughter, these are hard times for the action movie star who finds that even Steven Seagal has pinched a role from him! This fictionalized version of Jean-Claude Van Damme returns to the country of his birth to seek the peace and tranquility he can no longer enjoy in the United States, but inadvertently gets involved in a bank robbery with hostages.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,233 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:03:32 It didn't work.
00:06:50 You think I look like him?
00:09:13 So what? Bunch of ass-kissers...
00:13:42 - I'd like to deploy my men. - No, it's too soon.
00:18:57 How do you do it Jean-Claude?
00:21:59 Negative.
00:24:43 The snake, Adam and Eve, I don't buy it anymore.
00:27:52 Jeff, how many years you've known me? 20 years?...
00:33:19 I'm here for a transfer.
00:36:42 Don't move! Shut up! Lower your arms!
00:40:28 you'd better start growin' some balls otherwise, I'm taking over.
00:43:28 - Oh, is he funny? - No.
00:46:42 Just once!
00:50:21 How about naked?
00:53:43 I can tell you that...
00:56:42 if you cooperate... Sorry, but it's a 2-way street.
00:59:51 Help me convince your son to let him go.
01:03:20 Move. Get up.
01:07:19 thou shall believe people who say
01:10:03 Nothing!
01:13:06 What? You want to hold it for me?
01:16:20 my firm and myself hereby
01:21:56 It's not him!
465:00:00 from the Belgian State.
Cast & Characters
Jean-Claude Van Damme
JCVD
Valérie Bodson
Veuve Film Budapest
Hervé Sogne
Lieutenant Smith
Rock Chen
Réalisateur asiatique
Huifang Wang
Traductrice asiatique
John Flanders
Avocat ex-Femme
Renata Kamara
Juge Tribunal Los Angeles
Mourade Zeguendi
Client Vidéo club
Vincent Lecuyer
Vendeur Vidéo Club
Jenny De Chez
Taxiwoman JCVD
Dialogue Record
Lines indexed1,233
Dialogue density12.8 lines / min
First line00:03:32
Final line465:00:00
Production Record
DirectorMabrouk El Mechri
LanguageFrench
Budget$6,000,000
Revenue$276,891
IMDb votes40,811