Jay Pharoah: Can I Be Me?

00:00:01 ¶ I just did a thing I said I won't do ¶

00:02:28 Ladies, let me tell you something.

00:05:11 Be like, "Yo, man, did you get my text message?"

00:07:48 You know me, I used to work at Golden Corral.

00:10:43 He was like, "Maybe you should keep driving around"

00:13:03 Shut your dumb ass up!

00:15:33 It's the parenting. That's what the hell it is.

00:17:50 We just don't fuck with you," you know what I'm saying?

00:20:42 A what?

00:23:33 Look at some of the white people like

00:26:13 It's called the Cha-Cha Slide.

00:28:52 You won. You really did."

00:31:05 You ain't never turned to Animal Planet

00:33:45 And you do not have 33 years of a relationship

00:35:56 "Don't you touch my baby.

00:38:33 You know what I mean?

00:41:13 You're a stalker, that's what the hell you are."

00:43:54 And if you're really white, like really white, like...

00:46:20 ¶ And these niggas doubt me.

00:48:43 'Cause I watch CNN.

00:51:47 ready to tweet something and mess up somebody's career

00:54:42 I said, "Worse than you did when you hit me"

00:57:20 King Kong ain't got shit on me!"

01:00:08 ¶ First of all I Poppa.