Jay Pharoah: Can I Be Me?

00:00:01 ¶ I just did a thing I said I won't do ¶

00:02:32 you's in a relationship.

00:05:22 You ever had that?

00:08:04 That's the best thing about it.

00:11:05 I was high for two days straight.

00:13:26 He's talking about me."

00:16:04 One time she fucked me up with a Ninja Turtles umbrella.

00:18:25 "As long as you stay Black

00:21:34 His voice is too light.

00:24:31 and see if she knows anything about this."

00:27:21 "You're worse than Mario Chalmers

00:29:47 Even Katt Williams would look at him like...

00:32:14 that's not safe.

00:34:56 and you're in danger

00:37:26 It was so funny. We did a shoot with them.

00:40:15 It's not like he hit y'all. What the hell?

00:42:47 "Yeah!"

00:45:36 I said, um...

00:47:53 Like, I'm watching the other day

00:51:01 What you got to say?"

00:54:10 They fucking--they'll fuck you up, you know what I'm saying?

00:56:54 "you were just gonna drive off, huh?

00:59:45 "Yo, Will, stop playing."

02:00:01 walking around just like this.