Jay Mohr: Happy. And A Lot.

00:00:18 Ladies and gentlemen

00:03:40 Together ten years, married seven.

00:06:11 What's the other thing people always tell you?

00:08:32 For an hour and a half

00:11:31 out of some Brazilian guy

00:14:02 little portly gentleman, a little heavy

00:16:47 "and we will begin entertaining."

00:19:25 It doesn't make any sense.

00:21:43 At all.

00:24:57 We're like, "fuck it. Three out of four

00:27:30 I'm like, "oh, my god, we have to go.

00:30:14 "fuck it, I don't know what to do."

00:33:01 "oh, my god."

00:35:47 "Ah, so nice.

00:38:44 wearing dolphin shorts and red-white-and-blue suspenders

00:41:35 you still physically act it out in your house.

00:44:22 Is that what mesothelioma is?

00:47:04 and they go, "you know, a lot of people suffer from it.

00:49:42 "In rare cases, death."

00:52:23 "orifice in the human body."

00:55:22 when I take my spanx off to stay home from work

00:58:00 He needed the woods and time

01:01:21 "My knuckles hurt."

01:04:00 and as your blood drifts off