Jane Austen's Mafia!

1998 · 84 MIN · IMDB 5.5 · 16,264 VOTES · DIR. Jim Abrahams

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Overview

Takeoff on the Godfather with the son of a mafia king taking over for his dying father.

Dialogue Timeline — 887 lines

A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE

00:00:16 Life's an enigma, a puzzle, a confusing struggle between right and wrong...
00:03:12 - Back down the chute. - Whoa!
00:15:04 I'm lookin' for Dominick Clamato!
00:17:59 Stay in school.
00:21:27 I will do this thing for you.
00:23:38 and Charlie "Big Red-Ass Baboon On His Head" Petrella.
00:26:14 - I missed you too, Pop. - How was the war? Did you have fun?
00:29:31 Keep up, keep up.
00:33:48 It's stuck. I can't get it off.
00:36:07 If you prick a murderer, does he not leave a blood trail all the way back to his Rockingham estate?
00:40:32 When are you gonna wise up, Vincenzo?
00:43:15 Don't argue with your father. God'll pluck your eyes out.
00:46:02 I don't know if I could run your casino even if I wanted to.
00:48:14 Yeah, yeah! Yeah!
00:51:59 Looking back, I was so blinded by love...
00:54:28 We even watered down the drinks...
00:57:15 A total stranger I could understand. You and another woman, maybe.
01:00:38 One, two, three--
01:03:22 - Miracle Gro! - You okay, boss? You okay?
01:06:53 P-FAT becomes a reality.
01:09:54 You're out of the wedding, Joey.
01:12:59 in the presence of this church's minister and community.
01:17:20 - to promote the very lowest forms of human behaviour. - Don Cortino.
01:23:06 Just great!

Cast & Characters

Dialogue Record

Lines indexed887
Dialogue density10.6 lines / min
First line00:00:16
Final line01:23:06

Production Record

DirectorJim Abrahams
LanguageEnglish
Budget$10,000,000
Revenue$19,000,000
IMDb votes16,264