Jackass Volume Two
2004 · 78 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 2,450 VOTES · DIR. Jeff Tremaine
Overview
Due to some random haggard circumstances, Volume 1 of the Jackass TV series isn't coming out anytime soon. But in the meantime here's Volume 2. Volume two of the Jackass series contains a random, haggard selection of segments and bits that aired on our crappy little television show. Remarkable moments in this half-ass collection include Chris Pontius masquerading as an American werewolf and creating panic in the streets of London, Johnny Knoxville sticking his arm right up a cow's butt, Bam Margera and Brandon Dicamillo taking the hockey gloves off and brawling in the middle of a café, Ehren McGhehey falling flat on his pink face while skateboarding blindfolded, and a bunch of other absurd stunts, pranks and queer misbehavior from our bumbling cat and crew of idiots.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,044 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:54 Attention!
00:04:20 -Oh, shit! -Oh, crap.
00:07:05 Xanax!
00:10:00 I'd never break up a fight like that.
00:12:17 -What's the ball count there, dude? -I can't do this.
00:15:56 What...
00:18:08 Yeah, it's tough some days, man.
00:21:39 Whose piss? Get away from me, little guy.
00:23:55 Oh, my God!
00:26:11 You guys just did the fucking Texas switch.
00:28:24 But it's tough when you got four of your friends outside the door
00:31:18 recreate some of the best things we shot for Wildboyz.
00:33:20 It's Miller time.
00:35:47 Hold on!
00:37:57 The Aghoris are this religious sect in lndia
00:40:28 Yeah, so the Aghoris didn't work, and I decided at that point
00:42:45 with pigs that're gonna shit and piss.
00:45:57 and something could happen to me bad.
00:47:56 Come on, dude! You let him drive. You let him drive the car.
00:50:12 Big man!
00:53:44 We tried to have her sit on me.
00:56:09 Poor Mike Judge.
00:58:14 Well, Steve-O's probably done that before.
01:01:32 And the spaghetti sauce. I mean, the whole deal.