Jackass Volume Two
2004 · 78 MIN · IMDB 7.4 · 2,450 VOTES · DIR. Jeff Tremaine
Overview
Due to some random haggard circumstances, Volume 1 of the Jackass TV series isn't coming out anytime soon. But in the meantime here's Volume 2. Volume two of the Jackass series contains a random, haggard selection of segments and bits that aired on our crappy little television show. Remarkable moments in this half-ass collection include Chris Pontius masquerading as an American werewolf and creating panic in the streets of London, Johnny Knoxville sticking his arm right up a cow's butt, Bam Margera and Brandon Dicamillo taking the hockey gloves off and brawling in the middle of a café, Ehren McGhehey falling flat on his pink face while skateboarding blindfolded, and a bunch of other absurd stunts, pranks and queer misbehavior from our bumbling cat and crew of idiots.
Dialogue Timeline — 1,044 lines
A SAMPLE ACROSS THE RUNTIME — EVERY LINE IS SEARCHABLE
00:00:54 Attention!
00:04:22 -Oh shit! Hey, Preston! -Preston! Sit down!
00:07:15 Do it.
00:10:14 -Yeah! -Yeah!
00:12:26 -It's three balls. -One more to go!
00:16:13 -What? -Look at the carpet.
00:18:43 -Bitch! -Rolling.
00:22:10 the sunroof was popping out.
00:24:17 There went one.
00:26:53 Tell the doc not to make eye contact.
00:29:15 Look at him! Kosick's... Look at Kosick!
00:31:57 Where would you do it? On your pecker?
00:34:27 I'm like, "Hey, Steve-O, you wanna lay on the bed of nails?"
00:36:35 Oh, shit. Shit.
00:38:49 They were all these fucking creepy, shitty, spastic, skinny Aghoris.
00:41:41 -lt hit him in the butt! -Where'd it hit him at?
00:44:41 -Jeez. -Just get fucking naked, Wee Man.
00:46:54 -Can I take it for a spin? -Of course, of course.
00:49:16 Hey, sir, excuse me, you can't do that in here.
00:51:32 Oh, my God!
00:55:08 I might shit.
00:57:38 I just...
01:00:00 Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside
01:09:08 He's a little bit older