Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa

00:00:53 Law offices.

00:06:50 Oh, my God.

00:11:12 Sit.

00:15:26 He's nearly impossible to communicate with.

00:18:42 Okay, now, if a guy comes at you in a knife fight.

00:21:58 Oh, no, no, I'm telling her. I'm not making it...

00:25:43 Don't worry me with that. Just get in the damn car.

00:29:39 I'm going to send this to Raleigh, North Carolina.

00:32:50 N-42.

00:36:47 Bingo!

00:40:41 I need to push you over here. We'll bring it out to you.

00:44:18 Um... What are you doing?

00:47:07 These are pretty good, by the way.

00:52:04 If you're ready for the next entertainer

00:57:43 but your grandma

01:00:54 Oh, jeez.

01:04:39 Yeah.

01:07:56 I'd like to fix her penguin.

01:12:38 I caught my very own Moby Dick.

01:17:41 Oh, I think I hear a flock of geese!

01:22:49 No, don't give him that.

01:26:33 Oh, shit!

01:31:02 ♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean

01:36:34 Don't hurt me!